Roger Bart is so hot!


I kept wanting to read a gay subtext between his character Stuart and the Todd guy, even though I know it wasn't really there. But he was pulling off the whole sensitive thing real well and looking so hot doing it. And, oddly enough, he looked even sexier after he got that whole rush from killing Bijou Phillips, which is maybe sort of sick of me, but still... Yum yum! Too bad he had to die.


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There's nothing wrong with reading a gay subtext, I don't think. Obviously I can't say whether it was deliberate on the filmmaker's part, but there is something concrete between those two. I mean, two bros would have to be pretty tight for one to convince the other to go kill ladies with him as like a super-special bonding experience thing. ("What's straighter than hunting chicks? Am I right, bro? Hold hands with me.") If it isn't homosexual, it's at least homosocial.

I also agree that Whoozit is seriously sex, in that sociopathic "I'm a Nice Guy but I'm secretly planning to disembowel you" way. In fact, I left the TV trained on 'Hostel II' because I knew I recognized (and liked) that actor from somewhere. Aha! Pretty sure he was the Nebbish, Secretly-a-Murderer Boyfriend on 'Desperate Housewives,' which is hot in the same mode as Dexter, or maybe like James Nesbitt in 'Jekyll.'

Wow! I just creeped myself out! (I'm pretty sure that it's a "Creature of the Night" thing, the way vampires and werewolves and Hellboy are kind of sexily threatening, and not that I'm into sociopaths and serial killers, because I'm not. I don't think.)

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yes, he is very very hot :-)


Out of the ash / I rise with my red hair / And I eat men like air.

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Roger Bart is my hero and role model. My favorite actor of all time. I met him in Young Frankenstein. :-)

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I really liked him in the beginning and wanted him to turn out good. I was so disappointed he turned. But it worked out better that way. She was able to be aware of his vulnerable side. I don't think she could've pulled that off with anyone else.

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