What if he read the bible?
Would Jesus show up?
What? It *is* a fairy tale!
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I know, right? LOL
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Good question.
Some books should be tasted, some devoured, but only a few should be chewed and digested thoroughly
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sharePretty much stay away from the bible all together. You cant hardly read a verse without god killing somebody.
shareIf i had the ability I'd read a Tiajuana bible. Then I'd read the sk anks back in when i was done with them. And any storybook STD I may have contracted.
shareOMG My bro nd me were just tlking bout this in the car on the way home like 20 mins ago lawlllll!!!!
i laugh at the idea that jesus rocks up out of the bible and is all like "wtf???"
question is, Who'd go back in his place???
I know your saying: "Oh no he didnt!"
But I So just totally did <(^^,)>
You're probably just a troll; however, I was wondering if you've ever actually read the Bible? You probably haven't; judging by the naiveté of your statement.
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OMG I wondered the same thing! Hahahaha.
Big Gay Al, it has recently come to our attention that you are gay.
Just to be safe, he should probably read from the "The Life and Morals of Jesus of Nazareth" version (aka The Jefferson Bible). Otherwise, all hell could break loose (literally).
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