Gideon's bad luck at mealtime
I feel sorry for the S.O.B., solely based on his bad luck at mealtime:
'bout to eat a nice tasty roasted rabbit, gets a bullet in his shoulder.
Eventually gets to eat a (measly) dried-up biscuit, but being on the run and in a paranoid state, isn't able to properly enjoy and digest.
Lastly gets to sample some railroad smorgasbord, only to get his face bashed in by an angry irishman cutting his lunch break short.
- Barf: Always when I'm eating (Spaceballs)