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would you kindly explain to us what was scary in this film? even the implied scary moments had a tongue-in-cheekness to it...which if anything was funny. let's review:

alice:

if anything this story just had gross make-up, but nothing scary. more of just a thrown together ironic twilight zone episode (ana wrote this, right?).

the radio:

kind of cool story, actually. 3 murder's that were seen. but nothing you can't see on CSI Las Vegas or Miami on CBS.

call girl:

i guess this may be the story that might have scared you? but again, blood doesn't always mean scary, does it? actually, it might have suprised me a little if they didn't put the scene where the vampire(?) kills the serial killer in the trailer for the movie.

prof. dayton:

this could have easily have been on HBO's 'Tales from the Crypt' years ago. but a fan of that show would tell you, that all of those episodes weren't scary. there were some that were just humor soaked in blood. which, this story was as well. kind of cool, but if you've seen more that 5 horror movies, you probably wouldn't loose any sleep over the hack-up-the-bride-scene (especially how they said they were going tear her up, and laugh cheesily while doing so).

the haunted dog:

i thought it was mildly funny how the doctor reacted to his patients. but, seriously i don't think my 3 year old son would be bothered/shocked/disturbed by the homeless guy (with a cheap Adobe After Effects edit job giving him an auora) showing him the hot dog he choked on.

let's recap, it probably wouldn't have gotten nuked so hard if they didn't try to trick everyone into thinking this was going to be a scary movie like, y'know how the other 'Creepshows' were, by naming it 'Creepshow'. and while i'm on that, before the IMDB, my entire life i'd been hard pressed to strike up a good 'Creepshow' discussion with anyone outside my family that had seen the movies. i've found possibly 4 people that had seen it without me showing it to them first. so, if the mass hadn't seen these (under-rated) movies, then they were catering to the cult followers like me. or they would just assume the name would trick the teens into thinking it's a scary picture. either way, did they actually think they were going to satisfy the cult crowd with this one (just like Day of the Dead 2)? heck, 'Amazing Stories' episodes were scarier than this. i would have given it a 2 had it been named something like 'Strange Street' (the street where everyone lived...actually it felt like they were inspired by 'Desperate Housewives' on this element), but for being deceitful i'll give it 1/2.

so, i appologize if you were being sarcastic. but you were either saracastic, a troll, or you worked on this picture.

i dunno, maybe they're trying in vein to become the modern day Ed Wood (although his stuff was so bad it was good).

It's ALWAYS about Nathan Grantham's undead satanic zombie powers.

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Respect!