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The WORST $#!% I have ever seen!!!!!

posted 18 years ago by Video_Nasty
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It's a rare movie that is so awful that I wish bad things upon the people who made it...
This disgrace to Horror films felt like a personal affront, an act of intentional cruelty. I sincerely hope that nobody involved with this piece of $hit ever works in show business again.
They don't deserve the perks of a Hollywood career. Anyone involved in creating Creepshow 3 should be forced to give up their cinema dreams and take dreary, dehumanizing factory jobs like the unimaginative, untalented, undeserving dullards they have proved themselves to be.

I just hate them SO MUCH for making this, for calling it Creepshow 3, and for inflicting it upon the world! AARRRGGGHHH!!!

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[–] ZeldaFan2929 18 years ago

You think this is bad check out "DEBS". I have yet to see Creepshow III but I have a feeling it will rival DEBS in badness. Here is my review for the film for those who don't know about it:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367631/usercomments-119

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[–] autumntwilight78 17 years ago

Yeah, I was blindsided by how shockingly awful this movie truly is. As a big fan of the first two films, I was giddy with excitement when I stumbled upon this at the local used DVD store. The cover art is kickass, but from the first moments of the opening credits I started to get a bad feeling in my stoumach. Was that the ONLY worthwhile image associated with this movie? It sure *beep* seemed like it because the entire opening credits are a series of close up tilting shots of the cover art. This segment is inexplicably followed up by THE WORST animation sequence I've ever seen in my life. I've never done this kind of animation, but I know I could crap out something better than that in one hour.

Just when things didn't look like they could get any worse, we are out of the credits and into the actual movie. The acting is abominable. The camera work atrocious. The script seems like it wasn't finished, and was written by somebody on a serious crystal meth bender. The second story actually features a street curb peddlar who randomly yells "Yaahhh!!" in between unbelievably moronic dialogue.

I've already spent too much time describing this train wreck. Game over.

[–] Nameless_Dread 17 years ago

This movie makes me want to kick a puppy. This movie makes me want to curb stomp a baby. This movie makes me want to push an old lady down a flight of stairs.

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[–] jorgito2001 17 years ago

Worst movies I have EVER seen (all genres):

Day of the Dead 2: Contagium
Creepshow 3
Doomed

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[–] jmbwithcats 17 years ago

Out of 1397 Titles I have voted on, only I have rated a 1, these are they:

Alone in the Dark (2005)
Creepshow III (2006)
Gigli (2003)
House of the Dead (2003)
Seed (2007)
Son of the Mask (2005)
The Vault (2005/I)
The Weekend (2007)

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