Stephen and George....
...need to be kidnapped and locked in a room with a table, two chairs, paper and pencils (and maybe a Reuben and a Pepsi now and then), and must not be let out until they write a GOOD "Creepshow" installment:
Five stories; four original and one based on a non-anthologized King story (One of them can be "Pinfall," the story aborted from "Creepshow 2," and Steve can dig deep down: how about "I Was a Teenage Grave Robber" or "The Hotel at the End of the Road"?).
Killer animated segments, again with the Creep and Billy (or, if they're not going with the Creep again, they can replace him with an "Old Witch" type. I could live with that).
And it might be nice if they could get, you know, some actual actors to play the parts. I'm not talking Tom Cruise, but what have Brad Dourif, John Saxon, Nancy Allen or Danielle Harris been doing lately?
Sorry, Tabby and Suzanne, but we need our "Creepshow" fix, and "Creepshow III" just didn't cut it.
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