Worst Movie I've Ever Seen
And thats a fact..
shareReally? This was the worst movie you've ever seen...or do you say that every Friday, or at least once a month?
If this is the worst movie you've ever seen, I think you need to get out more!
No it actually was the worst movie i've ever seen. I'd like to really know if it was a comedy, drama, or horror film, because it was actually none of the above. The gratuitous nudity was unneccessary and would only apppeal to 13 year old boys who have never seen a naked girl in person. Really I guess you must have enjoyed the brutal acting, storyline, as well the degradation of women in this movie. I actually feel ashamed for any of the women who actually agreed to be apart of this film, because I'm almost certain this set back any progress women's rights movements have made in the past 100 years. I think your the one who needs to get out more often if you could actually tolerate this crap. A film that really needs a 10 minute scene of girls swimming underwater naked speaks for itself. I'd like to know how this film even got made because it's shocking how bad it is. Was it even necessary for it to be in 3D, and I'd also like to know if they purposely made the graphics look like a child created them. I actually felt bad for the parents in the theatre who brought their children to see this movie because it wasn't so much of a film as it was a soft-core porn. Not to say that nudity can never add to a stories plot line, but this was just an excuse for pervs to jerkoff to girls naked, I guess for all the people who get sick of doing so in front of their computer desktop.
shareIt's just supposed to be a throwback to the sleazy 1970s B-movies that pushed the boundaries with sex and violence, which Piranha did in spades. It's not supposed to be the next Hurt Locker or Sophie's Choice.
Nudity - remember: B-movie, which brought in the audience with more unnecessary tits than Pam Anderson's multiple boob jobs. Now I'm not justifying all the nudity, but after studying exploitation films in cinema studies, I kind of have to note that the selling point of these is tits and red corn syrup. Besides, if you thought the nudity in this was gratuitous and offensive, you should see Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS, I Spit on Your Grave and Sweet Sugar.
And for the record, I'm 24 and loved the hell out of Piranha because of how audacious it is.
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It's just supposed to be a throwback to the sleazy 1970s B-movies that pushed the boundaries with sex and violence, which Piranha did in spades. It's not supposed to be the next Hurt Locker or Sophie's Choice.
It was still crap.
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Long story short, it was a crock, great analogy though.
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Yes, exactly. This isn't the kind of movie you go into expecting something amazing. I mean the title is Piranha 3D with a 20-something cast and is shot on a lake during Spring break. Knowing that alone pretty much tells you what to expect.
shareIf the OP is concerned about women's rights, why do they watch B-Movies? The genre has never been known for progressive sexual politics.
The real reason is because B-movies are intellectual junk food, and angry pop-feminists find catharsis in pointing out the obvious. They don't feel confident enough in taking on high culture that might be misogynistic, so they focus on gore-filled horror films aimed at teenagers because their flimsy arguments stand a better chance against the 'dimwits' who like this kind of thing.
Actually this isnt much different, nudity wise, then these mainstream A movies i see like hostel or *beep* movies like that...i went to see that with my mom and for the first hour and a half i thought we were in some porno theatre sitting next to a bunch of raincoat types lol...horror movies are embarassing period these days
Hostel was in no way an 'A' movie.
shareThe first hostel was definitely an "A" movie. Great acting, great effects, and good torture.
shareOff the topic a bit but Hostel isn't "horror" to me. Horror has to be scary, not some shock, torture porn.
Hostel is terrifying in the horrible way the people were tortured but it's not horror in that the tension builds and builds and the viewer is truly scared. In most truly great horror movies it's what is not seen that is left to the viewer that makes it scary...
I enjoyed this film a LOT more than SuperBad!
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HOSTEL Mainstream??? Not even close...
shareI actually felt bad for the parents in the theatre who brought their children to see this movie because it wasn't so much of a film as it was a soft-core porn.
i would love to meet the idiot parent who brings their child into a rated R movie. gotta love the film rating system, it tells parents a movie is not for their kids, well they show it to their kids anyways and then get mad with the movie. lets try something: COMMON SENSE
Rated R for sequences of strong bloody horror violence and gore, graphic nudity, sexual content, language and some drug use.
that alone tells you what your walking into. my friends and i loved it, it wasn't the best movie ever, but its exactly what it tells you, a movie about killer piranha's attacking people on spring break. that plus COMMON SENSE tells you what your going to get
spring break - drunks, topless girls, girls gone wild, excessive nudity
man eating piranhas - tons of over the top gore, blood, and violence
put the 2 together and there you have this movie. this is clearly a movie that won't have good acting, or great dialogue, because you don't expect that in monster movies. its common sense with any movie like this, the dialogue will be campy, the deaths over the top, twists, or solutions in the movie will be ridiculous
this movie knew it was going to have that, had fun with it, and gave a pretty good payout for what it was working with.
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i would love to meet the idiot parent who brings their child into a rated R movieI went to R-rated films as a kid (with and without parents and other relatives) and I'd take kids to R-rated films myself. The thing is that no one got or would get upset in that situation. I was allowed to see films that I was interested in. From the time I was a very little kid, I loved horror.
I'm middle-aged and I don't have kids, but I'd do the same thing--let kids see films that they're interested in seeing. What I wouldn't do is drag them along to things they're NOT interested in seeing, whether it's R-rated or not.
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Get over yourself...this movie is not meant to be high art. It's obvious from the get go that it was meant to be a B movie schlockfest and that's what it is...and it's fun. You can tell the actors enjoyed signing up for it. It's a throwback to exploitation films, similar to what Tarentino and Rodriguez did with Grindhouse. I frequently watch and own many academy award movies, but accept that some movies are just for fun. What I CANNOT stand, are movies that take themselves too seriously, yet are so cliched and predictable, and outlandish. Even worse are the repetitive romantic comedy movies that are heaped on the public. I have to ask, what did you expect from this movie? Did you do any research at ALL?
sharesimilar to what Tarentino and Rodriguez did with Grindhouse
Credit where credit isn't due, we obviously watched two different movies called "Piranha", because the one I watched was pure drivel, and took sucking balls to a whole new level.
What I CANNOT stand, are movies that take themselves too seriously"Plannet Terror" and "Machete" rocked.
"I'm a hero with coward's legs." - Spike Milliganshare
Naked girls in movies only appeal to 13 year-old boys? Really?
I think you are viewing this film a little too much from a_perfect_sonnet's private little bubble. Everything has a market, and not every woman out there has a huge problem with naked women in movies. A lot of them would probably have a bigger problem with someone else saying they can't get naked in a film if they so choose. There are plenty of fan service films for the ladies out there too. Nudity is something everyone in our society likes, it is part of our humanity. Let's also try and remember that this film is a reboot of a specific film from our blood & boobs horror era.
Honestly, if people like you would stop taking the human race so seriously and tried to laugh a little more at our little quirks, I think you would get a lot more joy out of life. A lot of men don't really appreciate being branded the only gender that enjoys the more titillating aspects of sex, and I'm sure a lot of women get tired of being an assumed bleeding-heart feminist, or being made to feel that their natural attraction to a naked body is somehow wrong.
Enough with this us verses them garbage, we are all part of the same race.
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Perfect Sonnet, this film currently stands at 81% approval on rotten tomatoes. And I might add that 4/6 female critics gave approval. Looks like they can laugh a little. Get off your high pedestal, and stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
shareGo crawl back in your hole perfect sonnett, nobody cares what an elitist prick like you has to say. I wont be thinking about this movie for days after, because it had a monumental effect on my outlook on life. It was just a good *beep* time!
shareI think it's absolutely hilarious that the nudity is what you've singled out for its gratuitous nature.
Unless this is all a veiled satirical comment on how society has a much more lax attitude towards violence than sex. But I doubt it - you're probably just a bit daft.
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"I'd also like to know if they purposely made the graphics look like a child created them"
At least someone noticed this affront to filmmaking. Did they seriously WANT the fish to look like they're out of a Saturday morning cartoon? Not scary at all, no way no how. Painfully fake looking. The corpses, too. Painfully fake. And Dreyfuss's body should have been TONS more bloated after being submerged "for weeks."
The whole film was an excuse to show breasts. That's about all. I feel sorry for the men who sit at home in the dark with their lotion, kleenex and "Piranha" to keep them warm.
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" I actually felt bad for the parents in the theatre who brought their children to see this movie because it wasn't so much of a film as it was a soft-core porn."
Agreed. I kept looking around expecting to see Pee-Wee Herman.
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WTF mate? Ever heard of art? An artist who paints, let's say, a man being nailed to a cross, doesn't necessarily support men being nailed to crosses.
God you're weird! I just read the rest of your message, and you say "10 minute scene of girls swimming underwater naked"... it was probably 60 seconds. I don't even know how to respond to some of your statements, I'm just so baffled.
People who bring there children to a R rated movie in this day get what they deserve. I am a parent and i would never take my kid to see something with an R rateing. My qestion to you is what did you exspect to see. It is a remake from a 1978 movie. Any movie that takes place during spring break you will see T and A. the 3D in this movie was better then a few i have seen this year. alice in wonderland for exapmple. As for the woman in the movie THEY READ THE SCRIPTS BEFORE THEY DO IT. No one is holding a gun to there head. I will admit that i could have done with out the underwater make out part but what ever. You want to jump on the whole women right movement then take it out on all the little bimbet's on spring break every year that run around actting like hookers. You see more T&A on the beach or the lakes evey year then in this movie. I thought it was a good movie it is not evey day you see great use of killer fish. Get over your self it was just a movie.
shareWhen people go swimming they don't normally wear many clothes.
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Your just a prude.
I'm almost certain this set back any progress women's rights movements have made in the past 100 years.Yep. Women no longer have the right to vote. This movie sure did set women back 100 years. /sarcasm
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The gratuitous nudity was unneccessary and would
only appeal to 13 year old boys who have never
seen a naked girl in person.
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Well,as far as i know most 13 years old boy have
never seen a naked girl in person!
I can totally see where you are coming from about the nudity, it was really over done. Not that nudity is bad or anything, it's just when there's too much of it, it just becomes stupid. But personally I still enjoyed the movie.
shareYou're an idiot,.. that's a fact!
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The OP clearly hasnt seen any of the Twilight movies :P
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i totally agree with the title .. i am not going to explain my reasoning as i dont have hours to sit and write why this is the biggest load of crap ive ever seen
shareNah, Twilight was better than this. I managed to finish all five twilight films, I didn't even get to the end of this film.
shareI called it a White Trash Movie. Your 100% correct, this movie was more about girl on girl then anything else. My friends go out to the river all the time and I won't go with them because of this exact trash that happens there in real life. I felt sick to my stomach after watching this and it was not from the gore!
shareTrash? Sick to your stomach? About nudity?!? You sound even more nuts than the OP.
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It isn't about the nudity, it's about the girl on girl stuff. God, learn to read. There was also far too much of that. Unless you are actually in a same-sex relationship, girl-on-girl just looks disgusting and slutty IMO. I'm a woman with this opinion but it would stand the same if I were a man.
shareActually, I think this may be the perfect exploitation flick--for all the reasons you state above. I didn't think the acting was horrible and it catered to exactly the crowd it was aimed at--teenaged boys and 40-somethings like myself who pine for the drive-in days of the 70's and early 80's.
The nudity was totally gratuitous and served no purpose and I enjoyed it immensely for just that reason. I laughed out loud at the girls swimming nude under the boat.
The violence was brutal--if a bit cheesy--but again, it served it's purpose for this specific film and was very funny--not to be taken seriously. I mean, really, who would run over 100 people with an outboard motor just to get to the beach when you are safe in a boat already?? And the scalping was so funny I about peed my pants. This wasn't meant to be a serious piece of filmmaking. Seven Samurai this is not. But it's darn fun anyhow (and I'm not dissing Kurasawa, so don't come after me over that).
I mean, c'mon! Anyone who makes it through the opening scene with Richard Dreyfuss singing "Show Me the Way to Go Home" and doesn't realize this movie is a huge wink to Corman and all the cheesy, exploitative flicks of the 70's missed the boat (pardon the totally intentional pun--also a wink to the film--see how that works??).
You go to this movie for one purpose only--to be entertained. It's not thought-provoking, it's not meaningful, but it is laugh-out-loud funny and Alexandre Aja absolutely meant it to be that way.
By the way, anyone who goes to see this film knowing who the director is (High Tension, remake of Hills Have Eyes) and then acts offended by what they have seen should be banned from IMDb. What did you expect from this film?!?!
One last comment: for all those who claim that this film exploits women, I bet if you track down the women that appeared in the film every single one of them will tell you THEY didn't feel exploited. No one held a gun to their heads and forced them to do anything. They were warned up front, signed a contract, took the money, and laughed all the way to the bank! YES, this is an exploitation film. Yes, sex, nudity and violence were all exploited. And NO, not a single actor or actess was exploited because they volunteered and were paid for their services.
In my opinion, the best, most fun flick of 2010 and the industry will be hard-pressed to come up with something better, although I have very high hopes for another exploitation flick getting ready to be released called Machete.
So let the flaming begin--I stand my ground!!
i agree with you, i have seen some really bad movies but this is quite a new experience of bad.omg...ok in 3d it's cool but it's definetly not a movie that i ll bye or see again in my life.the only thing thaat i thought was diferent was the fact that they had 3 stories in the movie, the children part, the party part with the mother and with the other kid.the rest was really bad.
sharedude..i know of boys younger than 13 that have seen nude girls in person...they shoudlnt have but they did i hear about this all the time this movie better than original all i know
shareDegradation of women? What are you talking about? Did you even watch the movie? The heroine was a strong woman. The guys who called women sluts and bitches died gratuitous deaths (Roth and O'Connell). The whole movie was based on the biblical fall of Sodom and Gomorrah tale.
share"but this was just an excuse for pervs to jerkoff to girls naked"
I think it's hilarious that you think only "pervs jerkoff to girls naked". I'm seeing that you are having troubles with your sexuality....
"I actually felt bad for the parents in the theatre who brought their children to see this movie"
Since when as this movie aimed for children? The movie is rated R you dumbass.
your opinion sucks ! keep it to yourself . pirahna was a blast
share"because I'm almost certain this set back any progress women's rights movements have made in the past 100 years"
Yeah, I'm sure women probably will lose the right to vote because of this movie.
"The gratuitous nudity was unneccessary and would only apppeal to 13 year old boys who have never seen a naked girl in person."
- Maybe it's just me being a guy or something... but I'm pretty sure the gratuitous nudity appeals to anyone who finds women attractive.
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Thank you for this post, That's exctly how I feel about this movie.
share"I actually felt bad for the parents in the theatre who brought their children to see this movie"
what dumbass parent brings a child to an R rated movie?
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I wouldn't say it's THE worst movie I've ever seen but it's definitely one of the worst movies I've seen. I agree with you on too much not necessary nudity and that (most of) the special effects were really disappointing. I also think that too many elements of the film were stolen from "Jaws 2".
sharethey aren't very bright...if they took their kids and didn't know what to expect. You obviously don't get the movie and that's fine...far from the worse movie out there no matter who you are..but like you i guess that's just my opinion.
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I'd like to really know if it was a comedy, drama, or horror film, because it was actually none of the above.How about watching films without requiring them to conform to some genre convention or another then? Just accept the tone and content of the film for whatever it is. It's not a flaw to not try to conform to characteristics of other films.
The gratuitous nudity was unneccessary"Unnecessary" is kinda what "gratuitous" means, lol.
and would only apppeal to 13 year old boys who have never seen a naked girl in person.I'm a middle-aged guy and I never get tired of nudity.
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you're a dumbass :)
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Yes, because only 13 year olds like to see girls naked. Lol.
sharePeople getting chomped, sliced, eaten from the inside out, and all you complain about is nudity?? Stupid fucikng American.
And any parent who brings their kid to a movie like this (clearly rated as totally unsuitable) and then complains about the content, deserves to have their parenthood license revoked and their kids taken away and used for scientific experiments.
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Sorry-but are you suffering from 'Ugly Fat Woman'(UFWS) syndrome? All you seem to be interested in is the scenes with semi naked women in? So what? That element of the film is aimed at the boys watching and that must compromise about 85% of the market for a film like this.
This film is a perfect example of films of this genre and, the effects are brilliant!
Another thing that annoys me about your rant is: ...''this was just an excuse for pervs to jerk off over naked women..''
...men have jerked off over naked women since the invention of the paintbrush and it doesn't make them PERVERTS!! ..That's degrading to men, you hippo.
UFWS I'm pretty sure....
"...who brought their children to see this movie because it wasn't so much of a film as it was a soft-core porn."
REALLY, You feel bad about parents who brought their children to see what was an obvious gory horror movie because now kids happened to see some T&A???
This, boys and girls, is what is wrong with nowadays society. People tend to think that it is completely OK to show their children brutal violence but are shocked about some nudity.
News flash: there should not be any children at the screening of R - rated horror movie ffs!!! If the parents would've had so much common sense to act as the movie rating and trailers clearly suggest, those kids would've also been saved from seeing the horrid nudity...
OMG! 19th century puritan bigotry is here again!
shareYou felt bad for the Women whom acted in it and you felt bad for the Kids that attended ( film is rated R, you should have reported the parents to manager ) I feel bad for you, the Women's lib movement was 45 years ago, RELAX...
shareI agree 100%
shareeven though your a troll I can`t help but feed you.........THE WORST MOVIE YOU`VE EVER SEEN!!???? ARE YOU *beep* KIDDING ME!!???? If you think this is the worst watch House of the Dead by Uwe Boll or Mortal Kombat: Rebirth or Streetfighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (Kristen Kreuk left Smallville for this??) or Halloween III...
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