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Lessons I learned from Daddy Day Camp

posted 17 years ago by richiro_33
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1. Fat kids are only good at winning eating contests.
2. If you can't beat the cheaters, cheat better than them.
3. The 103rd airborne was retired after WWII.
4. Mullets contain super-human archery skills.
5. Roasted bananas are toxic.
6. 6 years olds know the meaning of life and love.
7. The camp industry is highly competitive.
8. Skunks are not only an integral part of the ecosystem but also a great tool in wrestling.
9. If you think your building is about to blow up sit on the toilet, you should be fine.
10. The only way to immobilize a sniper is to throw piss-filled balloons at them.

[–] Wrath_of_my_Nuts 16 years ago

11. Blood elf druids are actually possible...

[–] Nunchaku-Man 16 years ago

12. If the first film was rather successful, make a second with the same jokes and less funny people.
13. Cheating can be found using maths.
14. There was a 103rd Airborne.
15. Playing "tug o war" can make you spew.
16. Children are allowed to play tug o war over a 4 foot deep pool of mud, despite the fact you can drown.

[–] parillamilt 15 years ago

17. If an outhouse is blown up, the toilet seat will be around the neck of the unfortunate user.