I LOVE Rochelle's threats... - Everybody Hates Chris (2005) Discussion

[–] treymo90 15 years ago

I like all her threat quotes. I can see her now threating Julius say that she will smack the shine out of his bald head. LOL!!!

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[–] ColbertoReporto 15 years ago

Good to see others appreciate tough women :)

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[–] TheFinalChapter 15 years ago

LOL.I love the one they use for the t.v. spot on Nick@nite."I'll knock you into the middle of next week!".The next scene you see a dummy of Chris flying out the the upstairs window.LOL,LOL!Great show.

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[–] NiKoJo 15 years ago

I hate Rochelle.......Julius is to good for her........She's to bossy and she's super lazyyyy

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[–] YankeeDood 15 years ago

That line she speaks in the commercial - "I will knock you into last night!" followed by Chris' body getting thrown out the window is priceless. I never grow tired of it, haha!

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[–] treymo90 15 years ago

"If you dont get your feet out of my table, Imma slap the jam out of your toes!!" She said that on the Everybody Hates Funerals Episode

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[–] Brian_and_the_Revolution 15 years ago

LMAO @ "Slap the pores off your face." I was rolling!

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[–] MilkWithHoney 15 years ago

Rochelle is hilarious.

My favourite is I will slap you into another race. And she slaps Chris and when he turns back fromt he slap he is asian.

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[–] goodyshoes12247 15 years ago

I love " I will knock you into last night" I always tell my friends that..

And I love the report card episode at the end of the episode when she was glad chris got a d.. And he goes that's it and then she goes "I'm just happy I didn't have to smack the chap off yo lips!"

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[–] changs_project 15 years ago

i got a couple lol

"i will knock the chap off your lips"

"oh i knocked chris into next week, he'll be back on tuesday"

"i'll change your name from Chrissy The Black to Chrissy The Black...and Blue"

"boy i will knock u into another family"

some of those aint the EXACT quotes but she says the main things that i put. i love her threats too lol

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[–] CholeAngelEyedHunE 14 years ago

"And I love the report card episode at the end of the episode when she was glad chris got a d.. And he goes that's it and then she goes "I'm just happy I didn't have to smack the chap off yo lips!"

lmao...I just saw that episode and I plan on using that one

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[–] Despicable_Bri 15 years ago

"Ima put my foot so far up your behind you'll have toes for teeth!"

The funniest thing for me is the commercial on Nick at Nite when she goes "I will knock you into last night!" and then Chris goes "Oh-no..." right before he flies out the window. Priceless XD

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[–] selena32695 15 years ago

tanya:"mom, wheres chris?"
rochelle:"oh i slapped him into next week. he'll be back on tuesday"

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[–] Leave_it_to_Weaver 15 years ago

Rochelle reminds me of my mother when i was growing up in the 70's. One of her favorite lines was: I'm gonna beat the color off your behind.

yeah, moms didnt play. When she said "NO", she meant it.

Wouldnt this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

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[–] Amy_N 15 years ago

Ya gotta love Rochelle.

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[–] javierp15 14 years ago

I love her threats! Rochelle is just awesome!
I'm glad that not all moms take the crap their kids give them.

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[–] dcap1979 14 years ago

Put this in another post:

"Boy turn around before I slap a face on the back of your head."

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[–] CholeAngelEyedHunE 14 years ago

either Drew or Chris was graduating when she said "I'll knock the pomp out of your circumstance!"

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[–] GimmeSomeSkin 14 years ago

LOL I love her threats! Some of them make me laugh all night/day
The pores off the face, and the pomp and circumstance ones her funny and there are also sooo many I love, just cant think right now, lool.
Tichina is way awesome.