Jonathan's makeover


So I know a lot of you were as disappointed as I was with this season's makeovers, and that's mostly because all the bearded geeks left early so there wasn't any drastic change this season. But I found Jonathan's myspace and he officially gets the title of "Best BATG 5 Makeover" because he gave himself a makeover and wow, he really cleans up nice because he looks hot now. His makeover is of Season 3 Nate proportions. But judge for yourself if you don't believe me:

http://www.myspace.com/norsedragon

...now if only Jim would follow suit, I am dying to see what he would look like.

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Whoa. Is that really him underneath? He's insanely hot.

Also this:

I got the most phone numbers in the challenge out of all the guys and I beat all the girls except for one as well. This was revealed by Mike. Before he told us which team won he revealed the top two competitors in this challenge. Cara got 18 and I got 14 phone numbers. Why was that omitted? I have no idea. The main reason I was sent to elimination was not for being the most social either. During the elimination ceremony Amanda said the girls considered me their biggest threat because I had done so well in the challenge. Her saying that was cut from the episode.

I was very dissapointed that none of this was shown because I was very proud of my performance. Before this challenge I had only gotten two phone numbers from girls in my entire life.


Wow. Just wow. Way to go Tara, if he was such a big threat, she should've picked him as her partner if looking to win was her main priority.

Arch Angel #9

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I don't understand why Jonathan got like no air time whatsoever in the 1st episode, the only time I remember seeing him in the 1st episode was when Amanda said they had chosen him to go into elimination because he was too social and I remember thinking "wtf? who the hell is that?!?! And how is he social if this is the 1st time they show him on screen?" And it does suck that the editors cut out the fact that he got the most phone numbers, that is a huge accomplishment and I was wondering all along how many numbers each of them had gotten. The editing seems really weak this season, I've yet to understand why the girls have kept someone as annoying as Joe around so long or why Jonathan was considered creepy by all the girls. And you're right, Tara is even dumber for not choosing Jonathan, pfft now look at the lame partner she's stuck with, I seriously doubt Joe will win anything.

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Jonathan looks absolutely amazing. I remember watching the show with my roommate and during the first episode saying that if he made it to the makeover episode, that he would turn out to be hot. And I was right! I'm so upset, his makeover would have made that episode really good. I can't wait for the reunion episode, so he can be like "What now, bitches?" when he comes back with a makeover ten times better than the guys who stayed on the show.

What Would Leatherface Do?

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lol "What now, bitches?" I bet Tara would be like *face palm* "I made a huge mistake."

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HOLY. FXCKING. SH#T. that is ridiculous. there's no way our johnny could be that sexy.

i wish i had something clever here...

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