"My Grandma drank all my pot."
"High score! What does that mean? Did I break it? Is that good?."
Any Nick Swardson line.
"My name is JD. I am a robot. I have a robot vagina."
"I have to pee out my butt."
"Ugh! That is so gnarly!"
"Yeah. Take off the Henry Fonda jacket."
"I started a fight club."
"You were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth."
"Your name is Shiloh?"
"Yeeaaah, Shiloh!"
"Yeah.... thats cool if you want to be sober and vomit."
Oh, Adrian. Adrian always tells the truth.
Jeff: Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary.
Dante: I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a *beep*.
Jeff: Yeah, my roomates were talking about getting me a CB so I could talk to other car beds.
Whadda you do for a living, sell shoes? Cooka-yayah-o!
"Dude, why don't you pick up your phone? I've been calling for the past half hour"
"Sorry bro, I was putting up my Christmas tree"
"Dude? It's the middle of July."
"Get the *beep* outta here, It is?"
"Dude Why are you naked?"
"Oh my god, I am naked! Come in."
"Your ass is tanner than my face."
JP: Please sit on my faaaaaaaaaace
cant remember the chicks name: is alex sleeping? (alex farts) Jeff: yes, and possibly sh*tting his pants.
Jeff: hey mommy did u remember to tivo samaruai jack
Jeff: eat that froggy d*ck timmy
Jeff: Hi im jeff i have a bush its not grey tho.
Jeff: Sooooo do u guys have a bathroom or do i have to sh*t in a plant
basically the whole movie is legendary. Especially Swardson (jeff)
In the land of the blind, the man with 1 eye is king.
Dude, your sig is legendary.
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Seriously, it's one of the movie's best lines. You suck.
I can't remember the dialog exactly, but I loved when JP was listening to his techno music on his super workstation / robot chamber and a guy criticised it. JP says something about how the other guy can't understand techno music because he's not a robot.
shareJp asked Kane if the music scares him, He said no, I dont like techno music, Jp said you would if you had robot ears.
my fav lines
JP - All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.
Grandma - I dont like violence, but drugs are bad, take that you dirty dopers!
JP - I wanna get you a cobra to go around your neck!
Pretty much any line from Dante is gold.
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