Man...LOL
I almost pissed myself laughing at the "Drive Monkey! Drive!" scene....guess I find stupid stuff like that hilarious =)
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the funniest scene was when Dante was live on the news about the lion telling the reporter what happend and said " i just heard some growlling and s**t out in the f'ng yard"
shareLOL - yeah that line is brilliant - "This *beep* is f#%ked up, I mean I'm in my kitchen and I hear some growling and s#$t......so I open the front door and there it was, the f#%kin king of the jungle staring at me. I don't even know how a lion got into the neighborhood.....so I called the 5 0 "
hahaha! and the grandma is standing there in front of the tv.
The monkey driving is sort of funny, but not that funny - its amongst the worst jokes in the movie.
To each their own.
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"Hey, Timmy, any chance I can crash on your couch tonight?"
"Why? So you can jerk off on my mom?"
"Jeff's a *beep* liar, Timmy!"
. . .
"Hey, what's up?"
"HOW many people did you tell about the incident last night, with your mom?"
"Um..." *puzzled look* "Thirteen?"