The Head Elf can dissapear, and no one will say anything about it.
Mrs. Clause lost a lot of weight since we last saw her.
Curtis is not so cute anymore.
Ann Margaret is still beautiful.
Alan Arkin still plays cranky parts.
Tim Allen, like the rest of us...ages.
There are no more cute little girl elves.
Lucy Miller is going to be a beautiful woman.
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Lucy has magical hugs. (Me: REVENGE!!!)
Jack Frost and Sylvia Newman can have a singing duet any time, any where.
There are such things as reversable sweater-vests.
Did you just accuse me of being skillful and delicious?
-Hot cocoa is really good.
-People on the naughty list have more fun.
JuSt WhIsTlE aNd I'lL cOmE rUnNiNg...I pRoMiSe<333
The Head Elf can dissapear, and no one will say anything about it.
Mrs. Clause lost a lot of weight since we last saw her.
Curtis is not so cute anymore.
Ann Margaret is still beautiful.
Alan Arkin still plays cranky parts.
Tim Allen, like the rest of us...ages.
There are no more cute little girl elves.
Lucy Miller is going to be a beautiful woman.
There is an 'Escape Clause'
Jack Frost believes himself to be skillfull and delicious.
JACK FROST INVENTED CHILL!!!
Lucy has magical hugs.
Jack Frost and Sylvia Newman can have a singing duet any time, any where.
There are such things as reversable sweater-vests.
Hot cocoa is really good.
People on the naughty list have more fun.
The Sandman's Sand looks like Zs.
Jack Frost freeze dries his hair.
The Easter Bunny is allowed to hit on married woman even though he has 33,000 offspring.
I seriously need to find a sig.
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Disney will milk a sequel to death to squeeze out a Dollar.
Martin Short is not as funny as he thinks he is.
You can cut out the head elf and not bother to explain his disappearance.
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America put the "fun" back into "Fundamentalism".
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Frost really messes up machinery
Canadians are very small
Tom Cruise is petite
The jail you plan for me is the one you're gonna rot in.-THE COLOR PURPLE, 1985
I learned Mrs. Claus's face doesn't move anymore.
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