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Funniest lines in the Movie??

posted 17 years ago by pretty_eyez007
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"Gary, on the kick drum, come come, on the kick drum!"

"there's a big difference in having your ass kicked, and having a dancing singing sprite fool you with trickery, then strike your throught..."

"band of brothers! you should watch it sometime!"

"Apple Martini's! Only 2 though. 3, she'll get sloppy and you'll be a babysitter"

"Did he touch the filipino student, did he not touch her? i don't know brooke! i wasn't there"

LOL! Those are some of the funniest lines in the movie to me!!

What are some of you all's funniest lines??

[–] Pipe_Down 17 years ago

"My sister's been through a lot!"

"...Of dick!"

This is what you are doing
This is what I want you to do
Any questions?

[–] MinxCat 17 years ago

"My sister's been through a lot!"

"...Of dick!"

That was my favorite part, BY FAR! I laughed so loud on that one!

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Wife to Don, 8-15-1998
Momma to Shanley, 11-27-2002

[–] cokchu 11 years ago

Don't forget the killer punchline to that exchange. "She was on vacation!"

[–] becoolxgurl 11 years ago

Lmao, he said she did the whole offensive line!

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[–] wbush 17 years ago

"Move yourself!"

[–] outlaw0423 17 years ago

"Get arrested for what babe, being awesome??"

[–] mallard5150 17 years ago

I use that line all the time, it's actually from an outtake scene from Old School where Mithch is confessing and freaking out to Beanie at Stereo City that he slept with Elisha Cuthbet's character and he tells Beanie "I could be arrested." Beanie replies "For what? Being awesome?"
Typical Vince Vaughn ad-lip. I love it.

[–] shondy26 17 years ago

Oh, this whole scene was awesome. I have it recorded on my DVR just to watch for fun.

[–] SweetHeart8582 17 years ago

"Fate has me highly skilled and loaded with talent" I also like pretty much the whole fight he's having with that kid online too. This movie was so hilarious. I love Vince Vaughn.

[–] j-bierman 17 years ago

My favorite line was something along the lines of "Gary, you can't take a pitch pipe out of someone's hand when they're in the middle of a very funky groove! You can get hurt doing stuff like that!"

It was excellent.

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[–] whygohome725 17 years ago

Gary's brother: "You know what you should do? Find a girl way hotter than Brooke and bang the s hit out of her."

Gary: "What the hell is wrong with you?"

Gary's brother: "What?"

[–] dont_diss_dave 17 years ago

LUPUS- "You know, I was thinking. You know what you should do, is you should find somebody who looks like Brooke, but even hotter, and bang the shht out of her"

Gary "What the hell's wrong with you?"

LUPUS - "What?"

* * *

Brooke's sister - "Okay, look, Brooke, men are like children, you know? And they..." [Husband looks at her]

"(whispering) Sweetie, it's a figure of speech. It's Brooke. And I love you so much. And you're my man and you know that. You're amazing. I love you"

Gary - "Band Of Brothers. You should rent it sometime"

* * *

LUPUS - "Yeah, you've got to put up with the bad music and the 15 dollar drinks, but this place is stacked with top-shelf, young, dumb ass"

"All you gotta do is just seperate the weaker ones from the herd"

"While you were on the inside locked up for the past two years, the game has chaged"

LUPUS- "How you doing, ladies? Now, here's what I'd like to do to you. First, I'd like to get you naked. And then I'm gonna take some Saran Wrap and I'm gonna wrap you up in it, head to toe. Then I'm gonna cut out two holes. One for your mouth, so you can breathe, obviously. And the other one..."
LADY interupts "Assh**e"

LUPUS - "Arrested for what, babe? Being awesome?"
"Come on, babe, listen. You wanna tell your jokes, tell your jokes. But sooner or later you're gonna get hungry and you're gonna wanna eat. And jokes might make you feel better, but they don't get you fed"

Gary - "Don't tell me what I am or aren't not doing"
Brooke - "Oh, what you are not, not doing? go learn some emglish"

Brooke - "My sister's been through a lot"
Gary - "Of d**k"

"It's a sock, ass***e"

Brooke - "Yeah, yeah. I bet he has. He reads a lot of books because nobody wants to talk to him"

[–] feisty_mcfeisty 16 years ago

yeah I was gonna mention the brother with the saran wrap line in the club, that was pretty funny.

[–] ayan_ibs 16 years ago

This movie was so crap!

I can't think of a single time were I laughed, it was that bad.

[–] robinson62 17 years ago

Gary: Do you think when Michealangelo painted 'THE 16TH CHAPEL'...

[–] pretty_eyez007 17 years ago

LOL, i just remembered...

"Please put that Ruffle down... that's my Ruffle"

"Gary, on the kick drum, come come, on the kick drum!" -The Break-Up

[–] shanebirch 17 years ago

"There's a real big gap between getting your ass kicked and having a dancing, singing sprite fool you with trickery and then strike your throat before you even know you're in a fight. But I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand that, because all you do is make moves from up in your ivory tower."

[–] Dark_Evil_Emu 17 years ago

"I hope you snap your wrist!"

[–] lwebster20032003 17 years ago

"Mind meld! Mind meld! Don't overthink it."

[–] Sparkle_Sweetie 17 years ago

"you know what i wish, I wish everyone at that damn table had their own private bag of lemons" ..not sure why but this made me crack upp

[–] violet_in_wonderland 13 years ago

hahaha that was mine too.

[–] yuffie0118 17 years ago

Christopher: "if you're happy, clap your hands~"
Marilyn Dean: "Pack up *beep* and go home!"
Christopher: "...." (walks away)

[–] archangel_hp 17 years ago

It's gonna take a lot of money to patch up the holes! The holes you did to the wall to hang whatever that thing's called!

[–] bmaag-2 17 years ago

"It's not me.. it's the little digital guys with the big hearts."

[–] makaiisa7 17 years ago

Gary - " you call yourself an artist? a three year old with a box of crayons could do a better job than that"

Gary - "you got the nuts part down picasso, now all you need to do is cut off your friggin ear"

Brooke - " that's van gough, you idiot, and your insults are much more effective when they're accurate"

LOL

[–] funkyrobot12345 16 years ago

Similar to those, in the beginning when Gary starts ranting about how Brooke finishing dinner wihtout his help would be equivalent to Michaelangello finishing the '16th' Chapel, and Brooke responds....

'First off its the 60th Chapel, not the 16th, and I bet when Michaelangello asked for for 12 brushes, he didn't recieve three." (referring to the lemon situation.)

I enjoyed those lines when Brooke made Gary look like an idiot.

[–] celthiol 15 years ago

It's the Sixtine Chapel not 60th...

[–] junkmail-332 15 years ago

Close, it's the Sistine Chapel.

[–] chicago72 8 years ago

This sub thread is hilarious. xD

[–] Mykel_13 16 years ago

Gary: Do you think there's a chance your mom won't love you anymore when she sees how badly you're getting beaten right now?

Gary: Please don't touch my ruffles. Put that one back.

Gary: Tell me what you thought about what just happened.

Paper... snow.... A GHOST!!

[–] bigkevn1989 16 years ago

the whole part where Johnny O was saying how he was gonna find the guy that brooke was with. that was so funny.

[–] elitematrix_zuiwesidle 16 years ago

Jon Favreau - Sweatin like a tijuana whore LOL!

Vince Vaugn - DAMMIT, You drew a BIG SHOE

Cole Hauser - what do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black guy LOLz!