Never take a picture of ANYTHING...even your pet dog or cat. With my luck, instead of white, light hair in the picures, I'd get those gnarly fingernail things seen in the bathroom.
If you're going to break up with a crazy Thai girlfriend, don't do it in person. Move about 5,000 miles away and hope her crazy ghost can't find you!
When you suddenly gain 50-75KG in one doctor's visit, ask more questions.
The only place where strange bathroom happenings are supposed to happen is in a Minneapolis Airport bathroom stall. Otherwise run like Hell.
Worst case: Don't date! Fatal Attraction showed us guys that a weekend fling can result in a nutcase with slashed wrists, destroyed cars, a boiled bunny, and a crazy woman in the bathroom with a knife that can cut through lead. Shutter taught us that if you do some really nasty stuff to break up and she offs herself, your life will be 24x7 misery and there's nothing you can do except pray the Ghostbusters have a Bangkok branch.
Guys...it's a lose/lose. Get married. Don't cheat. Never divorce. Fake being happy!
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