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Favorite Quote?

posted 9 years ago by fartinglikethedickens
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When Doug was going off on the SEC

"Five years ago, Uncle Sam bet your retirement funds on our good judgment. It's all right in the files. If we go down, you go down. That's right, meatball. Not only are you gonna let the two of us off the hook, but you're going to give your bosses in DC a ring. Make sure that our firm's road to success is paved with the Feds' good graces, plenty of deregulation, and a laissez-faire sense of letting us do our goddamn job. What's the matter, Agent Scary Lips? Are your scary lips tasting my hairy *beep* Are they tasting Doug Wilson's world famous beef stew? How's it going down? Kinda spicy, right?"

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[–] !!!deleted!!! (25765371) 9 years ago

I can't stand Doug because he reminded me too much of Adam Sandler, and these days Trump.

The only one that continuously comes to mind is "thug means never having to say sorry" ;)

[–] TimmyAnn 9 years ago

There are a lot of good lines, but the one that immediately comes to mind is when Lupita said, "The coffee table." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtylgZcVACo

I do not have attention deficit disor...Ooh, look at the bunny! 

[–] migrjo1949 8 years ago

My favorite line too, TimmyAnn!!!

[–] nshine 8 years ago

*beep* was pretty priceless

I thought Andy's monologues to himself were pretty hilarious

Ho Ho Ho green giant!
MJJ 58-09

[–] MNRebecca (769) 5 years ago

"You can have a lovely time tugging the tiger in the shower each morning. That eliminates the need for a goo glove."

[–] MNRebecca (769) 5 years ago

"Let's abort and buy a boat!"

[–] oubrioko (103) a year ago

[Doug on a bullhorn outside the Agrestic polling place]: "Don't you just hate Celia Hodes?!? Celia Hodes has Chlamydia!"