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The Worst movie I've ever seen...


I watched this movie for about an hour and the movie went absolutely nowhere and I decided that It was too painfully awful to continue watching it (fart jokes and just an absolutely terrible barrage of jokes that fall very flat. Come to think of it, this is by far the worst film I have ever seen, Does this make anyone else's list?

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I agree....this movie was total crap. Anyone that like's it is a total retard.

Wow, if you thought the movie was immature- look at yourself. Are you 12?

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Houston is the *beep* man. What's wrong with that? Now if I lived in New York, now THAT would suck...

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i really enjoyed this film,but i love these adam sandler offerings, and to have spade and napolean in it was a treat, not to mention spades agorophobic bunny slipper wearing brother, funniest film iv seen in a year, and kitt is in it!
i couldnt watch the hot chick though terrible!

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how do you not like this movie, i laughed so hard at one point i was crying. you've got to have a seriously low sense of humour not to find anything funny in this movie.

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it could be the fact that maybe all these gay jokes have been used before. i mean jon heder. okay napoleon dynomite was funny at first, it was a fresh random comedy but the second time around it was gay and ridiculous. and i mean.. look at this film, heder traded in his glasses for a helmet. yea thats original. a retard wearing helmet makin poop jokes and losing the bat when he swings. the movie was unoriginal and ridiculous. and not in a funny way. in a what the hell were these guys thinking when they wrote this. if i was 11 and being brought into the world of comedies then yes i may have found it amusing. but for it to be a happy madison production.. have daivid spade and rob schiender in it.. i was expecting way more.. the movie sucked and was completely unfunny.. it was sad really the jokes they were relying on for a laugh

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You were expecting more from a movie with Rob Schneider in it?!?! Have you actually seen his other films? The Animal for instance; the only film i've ever seen where every single moment of humour is shown in the 40 second trailer for the film!

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this movie is the fkn best dudees. its supose to be stupid && funny.
not mature and serious.

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Yeah it was pretty bad but i did laugh at times and my 10yo son laughed throughout the whole thing and i love hearing him laugh so in the end it was ok by me.

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I concur this is truly the worst movie I have ever seen.
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You're right, this movie defied logic, reason, and plain common sense. I tried so hard to understand why this movie was written, but I just couldn't find a single justifiable reason.

To call this movie "bad" is an understatement, and words like awful, horrible, wrong, ridiculous, terrible, dreadful, poor, atrocious, ghastly, upsetting, appaling, vile, horrendous, foul, loathsome, abominable, despicable, shameful, deficient, abysmal, inferior, repugnant, abhorrent, revolting, gross, detestable, obnoxious, nasty, offensive, unspeakable, terrible, disgusting, sickening, and sordid can't even begin to describe this piece of stomach-turning, horror-filth, pile of fecal matter they call a film.

Of all the bad movies I have had to watch, this one shines through as the absolute worst piece of tripe EVER. This film is worse than any Nicholas Cage film, worse than any Martin Lawrence film, worse than any Adam Sandler film, and even worse than any Vin Diesel film. I fear for the future of mankind, and the world in general. May god have mercy on the souls those people responsible for this movie.

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Wow.... Your a nerd.

oathsome, abominable, despicable, shameful, deficient, abysmal, inferior, repugnant, abhorrent, revolting, gross, detestable, obnoxious?

Get a fricken life and a sense of humor.

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Honestly the headliners in this film have a solid fan base. This movie was made for their fans. Any Jon Heder fan knows that he really is the way, to an extent, he portrays Clark in this film. Rob and David...less so. But pure and simple: the movie wasn't for you.

If you like "serious" movies. Then go watch them and fight with the mindless drones of today's society about what you think is "underrated". Try to make us think. Wait...I think I feel the righteous weight of your words actually making me smarter!

The sarcasm was unavoidable. It's is my reply after all. But if you dig you might find something to ridicule...unless you'd like to comment on the sarcasm itself. We all know that sarcasm automatically discredits even the most accomplished person.

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I consider myself a movie snob and I found this movie to be hilarious.

Yes some of the jokes didn't work but the whole way the humor was based (mostly on a "what the *beep* reaction) was brilliant.

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OKAY, I am so sick and tired of people complaining about these movies! What were you expecting?? Oscar-worthy performances? Irony and metaphors of life, love, and death? I think you're retarded for not expecting for this movie to be sophomoric and immature...it had Rob Schneider, David Spade, and Jon Heder on the cover, of course it's going to be stupid! Now, I thought this movie was real funny (mainly because of Nick Swardson and Jon Lovitz), so quit your bitching! Airplance, the Jerk, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles are all stupid movies but they're hilarious...they've just been dubbed classic comedies because of people like us who appreciate silliness in our lives. So lighten up and here's a thought...stop watching these kind of movies if you hate them so much.

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OKAY, I am so sick and tired of people complaining about these movies! What were you expecting?? Oscar-worthy performances? Irony and metaphors of life, love, and death? I think you're retarded for not expecting for this movie to be sophomoric and immature...it had Rob Schneider, David Spade, and Jon Heder on the cover, of course it's going to be stupid! Now, I thought this movie was real funny (mainly because of Nick Swardson and Jon Lovitz), so quit your bitching! Airplance, the Jerk, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles are all stupid movies but they're hilarious...they've just been dubbed classic comedies because of people like us who appreciate silliness in our lives. So lighten up and here's a thought...stop watching these kind of movies if you hate them so much.

10-4 my friend.

This movie was great such a good laugh. Come on it's not a movie with drama, action etc. it's comedy and o´hhh yes it's funny.

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it would really be either an exaggeration about your lack of a sense of humor or an example of how few films you must have seen. No, it's not drop dead hilarious, nor is it great. but really, what movies are these days? It's entertainment, you don't need to look any further.

Also if you can't appreciate a grown man yelling THE SUN IS NOT A MONSTER in front of hundreds of 12 year olds, then I don't even know.

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in all absolution i comptotally disagree with u 223%. this gorgiful movie had a wonderlicious messeage that any1 and every1 could relate to. it also had an awsome cast that totalationly completed the characters. there were funny jokes and situations. and it was about BASEBALL!!! JEEZ. U WANNA KNO A BAD FILM? HAVE U EVA SEEN ANACONDAS? OR MEAN GIRLS? OR THOSE DISGUSTIFUL CHUCKY MOVIES? GOD TALK ABOUT HORRIBLE MOVIES.

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I guess you just don't get this kind of highbrow humor. It really helps if you've graduated from high school or have a few semesters of college. Many scenes are taken directly from the great playwrights of the English Renaissance, and as David Spade says in the commentary, "That booger scene is straight out of Twelfth Night."

Now, who wrote Twelfth Night?

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If you didnt like this movie, you seriously need a sense of humour transplant. its just stupid funny, does what it says on the tin. Some of you on here need to get out more and stop taking yourselves so fckin seriously. Seriously.

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Yeah you tell em. There are too many uptight people on these message boards. A couple responders to a post of mine got all "mature" on me just cause I capitlaized all the e's on my post. Gawd. I hear ya!!!

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