Why this movie didn't work....
Don't get me wrong, I liked this movie more than I thought I would. But there's a few reasons why it left a bad taste in my mouth:
1) Rob Schneider as the "hero"
-After seeing Rob serve as the comic relief/bit character in so many movies ("You can do it!") I had a real tough time seeing him as the savior to the nerds. Or being married to a supermodel. He's just so typecast, it didn't work for me.
2) Jon Heder's role, a.k.a Napoleon II.
-Speaking of typecast, good luck to Jon Heder trying to find work as anything BUT a nerd. Unlike School for Scoundrels, the writers didn't even try to make him any different than Napoleon Dynamite. A little less nerdy, but the elements were there.
3) The Titty Twisters
-Funny the first few times, not so much after about 1,000 times.