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things you learned from 'The Possession'

posted 10 years ago by sweetdreamssss
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1.Church priests and Holy water are so old fashioned,lets feature Rabbi and Torah this time
2.Its only girls who get possessed
3.Parents get divorced because the husband was too busy and the wife moves on
4.Divorced women are the first ones to date others
5.Boyfriends of your ex-wife are totally douche and a88holes.
6.Dads will give u pizzas even if you are allergic to it
7.Never buy any antique from a yard sale.
8.Demons respond to specific religions only...For eg,dont invite a rabbi to drive away ur exorcised girl and dont invite a priest to drive away a dbuuk.
9.All Rabbis live only in Brooklyn.
10.MRI scan can show demons inside you
11.Children possessed by demons love raw meat.
12.Dont get alarmed if your child pokes u with a fork,its normal when u r divorced.
13.THEY THOUGHT THE MOVIE WOULD SPAWN A SEQUEL
14.If you cannot get Javier Bardem in your movie,you have his long lost twin brother
15.rabbis are bad drivers

You can add the rest..

[–] jtmichaelson 10 years ago

16. In this day and age you can still find an isolated spot in a public hospital and be left alone while performing an exorcism.

17. Exorcisms bring divorcing couples back together.

[–] McRaken 10 years ago

16- If your name is buyzo, don't hide in a box!
17- If your woman gonna sack your balls, expect pretty much the same from you daughters.
18- A horror movie does not equal a social commentary!
19- If you are gonna be a step dad, you better insure your teeth.
20- If a daughter makes a slapping sound in a near proximity of her dad, child services will most likely get involved!

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[–] lex9035 9 years ago

If your daughter is behaving strangely, when she starts wearing a long t-shirt as a dress, get a jewish exorcism!

Otherwise you'd rish her showing her panties off when she starts flailing around in a possession-attack

[–] pauladowell 9 years ago

23- Moths are butterflies without colors

[–] chilone 9 years ago

24. Eating vegan with a whacked out, liberal femi-nazi and her femi-nazi trainees, will make your teeth fall out!!

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

[–] jbaker1-2 9 years ago

24.5. No matter what the discussion is actually about, there's always some jerk who'll try to make it political.

[–] chilone 9 years ago

Lol. Deal.....

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

[–] storm-the-dog 9 years ago

25. Bad things will happen to your kids if you ignore them.
26. Your sister will never notice if you start acting real strange
27. Even when demons are trapped inside a box by God's helpers on Earth they can still kill you.
28. You can have half your chest cavity taken up by a demon and you'll be perfectly fine.
29. You should never think and drive.

...it's just another dumb film, get over it.

[–] ATG6 (3000) 4 years ago

30. A small college basketball coach will get the call to take the head coaching job at North Carolina just because he played there.

31. If he takes the UNC Tarheel job and makes millions, his ex-wife will still complain that he's not thinking of the children.

32. The best revenge against a dentist is to make his teeth fall out.

[–] ATG6 (3000) 4 years ago

33. When you practice with an imaginary ball, you pass better and you don't miss any shots.