Eva Longoria is on the dvd as the alternate opening to the movie. It is with Dane Cook and Dax Shepard watching the welcome video to the Super Club ten years before the movie takes place. And she looks amazing in it. She is the skinny version of the fat girl who likes the Butterfingers. It is worth watching just to see her.
sharethey should have intergrated that part into the movie, maybe as a flashback. plus it help set up the beginning of dane and dax.
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I agree. I watched the alternate opening before I actually watched the movie. Then when the 10 years older Lilly came on screen, I laughed so hard. Although there's one thing that doesn't make sense in the alternate opening. Dane says something about crapping candy canes then Eva says something about having good genes. What does having good genes have to do with crapping candy canes? Anyway, if they had cleaned up the alternate opening and everything, it would make a good flashback or something.
sharei TOTALLY didn't put two and two together that she was the skinny verison of the girl who liked Butterfingers...now that's funny. and they should of had that either in the beginning, or as a flashback.
shareLOL, I didn't remember the fat girl that liked Butterfingers, but yeah, she played the skinny version! LOL. They should have put it ... just so they could add another star into the cast and they probably would have made more money.
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I didn't put that together either, that is hilarious!
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I did put that together and I do not understand why they did not include this beginning instead.
It is quite funny and improves the movie a lot. Time consideration? They could have cropped out a lot of the other unfunny stuff, like Pedro's souped-up Civic, the mini golf trick or most of Andy Dick's antics, which were a drag.
The movie's already 1 hour and 50 minutes. With the 5-minute beginning put back in, it would be almost 2 whole hours, which is way too long for a comedy (even though I enjoyed the alternate opening with Longoria).
Most comedies should be 1 hour and 40 minutes tops (with credits). The middle of the movie (the baseball scene) is where, in a normal 90-minute movie, the flick should be ending soon. There were quite a few things that could have been taken out of the final cut: "wash your balls," the scene where Zach and Amy meet at the supermarket, baseball scene could have been something different and not as long, Vince and Jorge breaking up.
Dane Cook should have co-wrote the movie or something. He's not that funny (maybe sporadically, in small doses), but he could have made it funnier maybe if he had more say in the outcome of the film. There needed to be more Harland Williams and more character development on Jessica Simpson, otherwise how are we supposed to feel bad that Zach is competing for her like she's an object?
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They should have removed Andy Dick's unfunny bits. Voila
shareReally? Didn't notice that. The movie could have been better with Eva Longoria in it... just my opinion.
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