Dumb Premise
Ok, I might be wrong because I haven't seen the movie in awhile, but the whole reason that Dane Cook is trying to win Employee of the Month is because Jessica Simpson's last boyfriend was Employee of the Month at a different store? I mean isn't that kind of a leap to think that just because her last boyfriend was an Employee of the Month, that winning it will automatically make her go out with him?
Greatest Movie Line Ever: "GARBAGE DAY !"