Best quote


For me it's "This is a 81 Honda. How dare you!"

I piss my pants everytime lol

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"that comes to 69.7.. just kiddin, its 24.50". (or something like that) haha. i guess it was just the way he said it.

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"Watch the oats!"


Welcome to the Caribbean love!

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Agreed...

"This is an 81 honda HOW DARE YOU...."

Cracks me up...

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"This is an 81 Honda, how dare you?!" That is hilarious and by far the best line ever!

Last Movies Seen:
Superbad(2007)- 10/10
The Bourne Ultimatum - 10/10

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"Are you staring at my breasts?"
"I don't know"

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Yeah, I'm in the "81 Honda" club.

Other favorites:
When Andy Dick is shot with the party favor: "WHAT THE *beep*

"I come out here to pass gas."

"Do you really think I should be taking financial advice from you." (This was much funnier after the first time watching.)

"Oh, I'll bet if he was covered in chocolate with a nougaty center you'd know exactly where he was."


But yeah, I put the "81 Honda" line in the same box as *beep* Chuck Norris" and "don't call me Shirly" (from Dodgeball and Airplane).





Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.

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Best quote, IMO, by FAR, was by Harland Williams (Russell):

"You're like the drummer from REO Speedwagon. Nobody knows who you are."

That line tickled me.

But I'm sure Alan Gratzer, Graham Lear, and Bryan Hitt weren't quite as tickled by it. ;-)

http://www.speedwagon.com/band/former.html

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Yes! This is the best line in the movie. F'n hilarious.

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> But I'm sure Alan Gratzer, Graham Lear, and Bryan Hitt weren't quite as tickled by it. ;-)

Who?

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What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar (WWJDFAKB)?

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> But I'm sure Alan Gratzer, Graham Lear, and Bryan Hitt weren't quite as tickled by it. ;-)

Who?


The actual blokes who were the drummers in REO Speedwagon.

You miss my link in my last post, Bing? Or just too busy with your Klondike Bar? lol

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> The actual blokes who were the drummers in REO Speedwagon.

'twas a joke, son. See, the whole thread was about not knowing the members of the group and I pretended not to know them.

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What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar (WWJDFAKB)?

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"He doesn't do An-All."

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The boss playing with the ken dolls, "have you ever kissed a boy before?" other doll "no but ive thought about it"

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hahaha that line was amazing

Im the boss.

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For me, it's got to be;

Customer: I thought this was glasses in an hour? (As highlighted by sign on desk)

(Andy Dick swings sign around to show same advert but with marker pen written on it)

Andy Dick: No, it's glasses in about an hour.

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Yeah, I love that "about" and hour gag too. And then the customer sighs and asks, Okay, so when will my glasses be ready?

And Andy Dick says: In about an hour.

That's funny!

And I love all the names Harland Williams calls Andy Dick's character. Like when Andy offers to bag groceries for Dane Cook and Harland's like "Okay Dingle Eyes, outta there!"

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After the boss learns that the cashier on Line 3 died the night before: "So, she won't be coming in today?"

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"Zachy, what's my pin"
"1234 grandma, and now we have to change it again"
LOL!!

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