LOL @ the Memphis detective...stereotypical ! !
An -old- re-run: {#87 on my cable system} The cop says to the black lady (suspect/acquaintance/witness) something to the effect of:
"If you lie to me you'll be in jail xxx number of years; how many marriages will your daughter have had by then?"
LOL @ "marriages" . . . . . .Emphasis on the "es"
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My smoking bothers you ? ... ... Well, it's killing me ! !