Defend the throne of dilettantism!!!
The luck of war seems to have changed and the situation is getting more and more serious. The attackers from the distant kingdom of the SuperBabies are within the range of vision now, and soon they will mercilessly attack our stronghold!
In my capacity as the commander of His Majesty's life guard i hereby call all capable warriors to arms and for uttermost vigilance!
Our battle plan is as follows:
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-any incoming 10-sized boulders originating from catapults of the army of the SuperBabies should immediately be answered by equally sized javelins from our mighty ballistas.
-our magicians will bless our fortress by casting powerful level 1 defense spells. Watch out for their uber-mighty warlocks! They seem to be able to create impenetrable level 1 protection shields around their army as well.
-the enemy is among us! Not only the kingdom of the SuperBabies is fighting us, there's another species that's common only within our beloved borders - the FANIELS! They seem to be small, imbecile and inferior altogether, but in fact they're beyond evil - every now and then they try to damage His Majesty's stronghold, their ultimate goal being His Majesty's downfall! These inferior beings must be dealt with appropriately - if you stumble across one of them, throwing it into the dungeon for later treatment is the preferred course of action, but feel free to kill it at once if you feel like it.
May the ancient gods protect us and our cause!
THE THRONE OF DILETTANTISM MUST NOT FALL!!!!!!!!!!!