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Did/Do you have an evil Gym/P.E. teacher?

posted 17 years ago by romeovf
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In 9th grade I had this P.E. teacher who resembled a fat, hairy monkey. He was "flirting" (and I think he also got pregnant) some girl from 11th grade and he was like so nice and condescending with the people who was in the basketball and soccer teams. I, of course, wasn't one of those because I've never been so much into sports and basketball and soccer are my weakest points of all. He made that year miserable, always saying things like "You will never graduate and go to college if you don't make it through 9th grade, and that's not going to happen if I don't want you to pass this course" and some other sh*t like that. I hated him so much, and in fact I passed the course with the minimum grade, after he made me do an extra final test because in this opinion I didn't know how to serve in volleyball... Thank God he was nowhere to be seen when I went to 10th and 11th grade :D, I think his relationship with the 11th grade girl had something to do...

[–] A_Random_Guy_22 17 years ago

My P.E. teacher sort of hated me because I wouldn't do it (P.E.) because last time I did, I got smacked right in the face with a volleyball. Eventually, I just started skipping class 'cos I didn't wanna face him.

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[–] drumsguitars 17 years ago

who hasent? lol i hated mine. we i graduated all the kis t.p his car haha

[–] natklof 17 years ago

Is there any other type???

[–] Karl Self 17 years ago

I did.

I'm not exactly an athletic person and consequently didn't get on too well with any of my gym teachers, but this guy was something else. First of, he had incredibly bad halitosis, which made it really unpleasant to deal with him in any form. But most of all he was a real sadist. He made us do Cooper Tests all the time, which meant circle training until exhaustion. Once we did a Cooper swim and this kid was kicked in the face by the kid swimming before him, so naturally he stopped swimming to hold his nose, with the result that this teacher threw an epic tantrum and gave him detention for failing to maintain discipline.

This teacher had a tragic past as a young soldier in WW II There was this rumour about him having to single-handedly transport heavy equipment across partisan-infected mountains, and when he finally and heroically reached his destination he was told that the equipment wasn't needed there and that he should take it back. Consequently he was politically left-wing and often told us to distrust the government, not to take crap from anyone, etc., and he was also notorious for being cantankerous. He didn't allow us to play dodgeball because he considered it to be a fascist game (which, in his case, was probably serendipidous). He was a Socialist councilman and his wife was a noted author of Italian cookbooks. I heard stories that she'd get hot flushes all over her face just by seeing him. He was incredibly mean and evil. He'd pull you by the hair of your temples (which really hurts) just to get your attention. When a kid brought in an excuse note from his mom he'd rip it up.

I honestly think that the fictional Mr Woodcock didn't have a patch on this guy. My evil gym teacher was an emotionally instable person who had gone through hell in his youth, and was now victimizing everyone in his vicinity. He was probably only able to get away with his behaviour because his superiors were just as scared of him as us little kids were.

[–] MecuryMars 17 years ago

I think all my gym teachers were evil LOL. If you were athletic, live was good, but if you were not, it was hell.

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[–] Bogart91 17 years ago

My pe teacher was my favorite teacher. But i had a mean bitch of a 1st grade teacher.

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[–] alienboy1020 17 years ago

my PE teacher was notoriously a dick to all of his students, his worst offense was if he saw you so much as walk one foot on the track he made you sit out throughout the entire class.

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[–] TrueNeutral187 16 years ago

"Get offa mah tracks ye crazy kids!"

[–] justinmacri2032 15 years ago

If people like this in school work for the school why not just tell the principal or tell a parent to talk to the board. I mean Woodcock was a jerk all he did was put fear in people. (Like Batman's villain scarecrow) i am sure Woodcock was the late son of Johnathan Crane. I mean why in school the staff like teachers or who ever has to bring there problems to work. I mean if you have problems keep it at home your there to teach kids how to be good people not teach them how to pick on little kids. Remember about nearly 2 months ago if some of you heard about that 6 year old that nearly went to those schools for 16 year olds. I mean that was close he almost could have been a bad person when he was older. point is that if your kid Example: Son/Dauther is having a problem with the teacher any one tell the board about this and find out if he is right for your child. They need teachers in some one about the problem or to talk it out not teach them to throw a chair at a person or embarrass them in front of the class making Farly half nude like that. Please remember parents or guardians. If the kid is having bad in school do not punish them. Just find out were it is coming from if 1 remove the the child from the class from the person's behavior kid or teacher. 2 if it is the school locate a new one and always i repeat always do good back ground first to see if it the school is just right for the child's environment.

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[–] xxgoblinesquexx 17 years ago

lol in 6th grade we had this teacher and he was mean...our class wneet so far to plan out that one person would lay behind him and then sumone would run at him and make him fall..but everybody was afraid he'd make us run a lot of laps so nobody did it =(

[–] maregee 16 years ago

didn't we all....all of mine were evil but one

[–] mike-delaere 16 years ago

my sportsteacher now is a really nice guy, he's a very fun guy, and hes young :D

but one of our previous teachers had the nickname pedofile, and our last one was called Hitler... and guess what, he liked it when he heard it...

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[–] lucianna75 16 years ago

well, I guess that if you are a drill sergeant wannabe, but don't have the balls to go to the army, you can always become a PE teacher and torture kids. That's if you're a sad idiot without a social life...

[–] sbauer_19 12 years ago

You guys are all a bunch of vaginas. I'm a PE teacher and if you just show a little biy of effort my class is fun and easy. If you are a lazy, fat, non-pe participating kid, your grade is gonna be sh!t. Why should PE be any different then any other class? If you don't do math homework you don't get a good grade so if you don't do whats asked in PE you aren't going to get a good grade either. So many soft pu$$ies in this world.

[–] protocolglide 16 years ago

Are you dissing your Gym Teacher? Set of 10!!!

[–] dyld921 16 years ago

All gym teachers are evil, whether they realize it or not. End of story.