Well, at least Adam Baldwin is okay in it
And that's why I spent the $3.99 on the DVD, so not a total loss. He's sporting the "Jayne" look, so worth it for that. His best moment is when he's leaving a message for his wife into the recorder.
I enjoyed some parts, fast forwarded through some parts, and had a blast MST-ing some parts. The script was just...wow, pure *beep* comes to mind.
One situation that had me rolling was the "screeching halt to all dramatic progress" moment of the incredibly cheesy "French" girl's caberet performance.
And poor Adam Baldwin's Mike Rogo is given the unenviable task of filling that plothole by actually having to ask why she speaks with such a heavy French accent, but sings like an American. Too funny, but what a waste of five minutes.
If you're a fan of Adam Baldwin, Rutger Hauer or C. Thomas Howell, it's worth a look. Otherwise, probably best to avoid.
* ...my very own riot...that's just about the nicest thing I ever heard. *