Why did he hawk the tickets?

posted 15 years ago by limbo-7
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Why did his father hawk the tickets?

I should have known those alien maggots booby trapped this sub.

[–] CinAtlanta 15 years ago

Because if he'd used the tickets, it would've been perfect - which as we know makes him itchy.

[–] McFly_2015 15 years ago

He scalped the tickets and climbed a fence to see the race. Perfect for his character!
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[–] joelburman 15 years ago

I loved this! Especially how they put on this really emotional music when he was asking for the tickets. I think it was the best gag in the movie.

[–] rabbyt1 15 years ago

Because he's a jerk? lol.

[–] ezzy666 12 years ago

He needed the cash.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

[–] crysjumar 10 years ago

because he is a low-life piece of schitt.

Take your pinche color-coordinated sponsored chingada and take a flying fck

[–] kramsey20 10 years ago

He explained it earlier. Because he's no damn good. He was born without the gene that makes you not an a-hole.