Best line ever


"See you on the track. Abracadabra homes."

Pure effing genius.

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Whats so funny/good with that line?

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He I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red "F--- You"

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"Well as the late, great, Colonel Sanders once said, I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"

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LOVE that line as well! I'm the dousche that says it everytime we pass a KFC. :)

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I always say that whenever anyone quotes some famous historical figure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24MZcKtps1w

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I don't get this line either. What does "abracadabra" even means in this context?
Can someone please explain to non-english speaking people.

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Cal's new nickname was the "Magic Man." Magicians are known for saying "abracadabra" before doing a trick or vanishing. So Cal was basically saying "I'm leaving now. See you on the race track."

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That makes sense. Thanks

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Susan's entire monologue and that scene between Susan and Ricky was priceless "you need to grab a hold of that line between speed and chaos and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a DEMON COBRA!"
and Ricky's "and i'm gonna deal some crack. But not like a mean crack dealer, y'know like a nice one, that's kinda friendly. Like 'hey, what's up guys, want some crack?'"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIi4pUmuatk

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I'm 10 years olf but I'll beat your ass and im all jacked up on mountain dew

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Don't believe them....they are just messing with you because you're a foreigner. Abracabadra means stay on your side of the wall foreigner!
Rednecks don't like foreigners very much.

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I like to imagine Jesus as a dirty old bum and I am about to sock him. Then I realize that there is something special about this bum.

2 things. 1.) That is your opinion. 2.) You are wrong.

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I'mma come at you like a spider monkey!

Let a little insanity into your life.

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Hey Ricky, I've seen the highlander movie, it was *beep*

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"So when you say psychosomatic, does that mean he can start fires with his mind?"

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"I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!"

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"Yay! Two Christmases!"

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