Can anyone help me complete the lyrics to his 100th episode song?
Here's what I have so far:
Transylvania 6-5000, Chudd and Beast of Hallow Mountain
Four Skulls, Enemy from Space
Faceless Man who had no face
Wavelength, ___, UFO
And Angel ran on this show
Brain that Wouldn’t Die’s ahead
And Slugs, Night of the Living Dead
Vampire, Children of the Corn
Prom Night 3 was almost porn
____
And just for fun: It Happened At the World’s Fair
Lemme get some air
Kids and Village of the Damned
In Motel Hell the actors hammed
______
______ and _____
Beastmaster who had a cat
Pharaoh’s Curse and even worse
The one with Mickey Rooney
Killer Shrews, and stuff that like to ooze
The Black Sleep made us snooze
And so did those space killers
And Godzilla
Ed Wood’s Plan
The Neanderthal Man
And The Voodoo Island
And nights of Ghouls and Lepus couldn’t keep us
ALL. A. WAKE.
Super Beast, Eater of Blood,
The long long trailer stuck in mud
Red Planet Mars and Devil Girl
Re-Animator made me hurl
Prehistoric Planet girls and Beach Girls and the Stooges
Robot Monster, Santa Claus,
Leeches and Devil from Mars
Forbidden Planet, Arous brain,
Dracula Returns again
Trilogy of Terror and unless I made an error
Frogtown (fifty-six down)
Planet X, Night Strangler grabbing necks
The Unknown’s bad effects
Revenge of Zombies—OH! and The Black Widow
Terror creeps, Magnetic Monster beeps,
Cult of the Cobra’s Jeeps
Dr. Blood’s Coffin we showed way too often
What’s. Still. Left?
William Shatner’s Spider Kingdom
Spiders went where he had flinged ’em
Philly X—I guess that meant
Philadelphia Experiment
Plus Commando Cody, Super Chicken and Flash Gordon
Crispin Brother’s Eagle Man
If anyone can O’Connor can
Bob Villa, Empire Crazy Glue
“I’ve got something
For you!”
Those are sponsors, my mistake
And now here’s a commercial break!
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