the new power couple: king felipe VI and queen letizia of spain:
beautiful, intelligent, career-oriented and modern young couple with lots of 'real' life experience between the two of them and with two gorgeous little girls, one of whom just became the youngest direct heir of any european royal family..
meanwhile, the uk continues to be ruled by a fossilized, jurassic-era monarch with an ugly, floppy-eared dullard of an heir who'll be relieving himself in his geriatric diaper by the time 'old' mama kicks the royal can.. not to mention his skank mistress camilla, a woman so foul-looking, her old titties are already sagging all the way down to her knees..
as if that weren't humiliating enough, there's will and kate (lol), the poor chap looking every bit as much of a bald, bumbling fool as his frustrated old dad.. which brings us to poor kate.. an ordinary-looking royal stalker/baby factory with the i.q. of a pencil sharpener and the personality of a broom handle..
and to add insult to injury, every time either charlie or camilla or willie and kate meet the new spanish king and queen, they'll have to bow and scrape like the useless dullards that they are.. oh the sheer indignity of it all!
it wasn't the fall from her 16th-floor penthouse that killed her, it was the landing