laura robson, the uk's last hope in tennis,
is ranked 951 in the world in singles.. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and the sad thing is that she's not even british-born.. she's an aussie transplant and yet she's apparently the best the brits can come up with.. LOL!!!!!!!
where is thy shame and self-respect these days, old britannia? in the toilet, it doth appear.. LOL!!!!!
<gasp>
it wasn't the fall from her 16th-floor penthouse that killed her, it was the landing