I didn't see THAT coming

So we've got the sweetest, most lovable granny in the world hours from getting the life-saving liver she'd been waiting on for three years.

Then we've got a young woman who will die in hours if she doesn't get a life-saving liver.

A liver is on its way, apparently matching both patients.

But playing against type, lovable granny refuses to give up her liver.

Who didn't see THAT coming?

Meanwhile a rough, gruff military-type guy is having heart surgery and all he wants is to hear a joke. Of course, the doctor can't come up with even the lamest knock-knock. So of course the guy dies.

Again, who didn't see THAT coming?

But most amazingly of all, not only is dead guy an organ donor, his liver is a PERFECT MATCH for young woman who needs a liver stat.

I ask you again, who didn't see THAT coming?

Oh, and two brawny male surgeons flabbergasted by a wee widdle baby and changing its diaper like surgery?

C'mon, writers, can't you do better than this? It's like you're not even trying!