Things we learned from August Underground Mordum

I actually enjoyed this movie. Not because it was good, but because there was plenty to have fun with. It was not disturbing, realistic, or even good looking at any point, but if you enjoy Troma movies and might like a group of teenagers coming up with ways to outgross each other, and don't take it seriously, there is a lot of fun to be had with this movie. To go along with that is infallible wisdom. I'll share some of what I learned. Feel free to add to it. Let's see if we can come up with a 50 things we learned list or something.

1. Quit f@#&%!g your brother you dumb s#%t!
2. These f&$%#@s are disgusting!
3. If there's nothing to say just yell at each other incoherently.
4. Dull knives are better.
5. Keep your hands off of Fred's girlfriend or he'll torture you with your new piercing.
6. If you want to torture someone, fat lesbians apparently don't fight back. You don't even have to bind or restrain them.
7. Apparently all those Necrophagia lyrics aren't just fantasies...
8. Don't try to rob video stores where the clerk knows you.
9. Cristie Whiles is full of puke and spit.
10. After all of this, Cristie Whiles from ten years ago is still hot (yeah ok this one is subjective)
11. Torture porn simulated snuff films are made more extreme by having footage of garage metal bands.
12. If there isn't a hole, make one.
13. This all seems strangely appropriate in 2003.
14. If you get into a fight in Killjoy's house and break his horror stuff, he won't get mad.
15. Glasses make Cristie look like a smart librarian.

Let's keep it going...