Youth in Revolt (2009) aka Not Another Teen Movie Starring Michael Cera - REVIEW and SPOILERS

-michael cera shockingly stars as an awkward teen

-in another coming of age story

-based on a book that nobodies read

-and nobody ever will

-so cera lives with his mum

-who's a massive slag

-and her boyfriend is that fatty from the hangover

-so like cera wants to get laid

-but is a beta boy with small lady-like hands

-and weak noodle arms

-and a haircut 2 steps away from being a crime

-as he is in every fucking film he's in

-anyway cera meets some little fucking slag called sheemie

-and she's a total nutcase

-manipulative and cheats on her boyfriend

-and shes like omg i have a boyfriend called trent

-and cera's like who the fuck is trent he sounds gay

-and sheemie's like i met him at the school of retarded names

-so trent is some giga chad who likes to windsurf and all

-only chads are allowed to windsurf btw

-the rest of us get blocked by the lifeguard from getting to the ocean

-so sheemie is bored so starts fucking with cera

-as all girls do

-and makes him steal his mums car and then blow it up

-on the promise that she will eventually have sex with him

-which leads us to the age old method of dealing with hoes

-when in doubt

-bash one out

-and if you still want to see her

-she's worth your time

-cera doesnt know this method as he's a faggot

-so some more shit happens and he meets an indian boy

-and they follow sheemie and her slutty friend back to their dorms

-and start banging and stuff

-but something happens and they all flee

-and then cera meets sheemie's brother

-whos a complete psycho who drugs everyone for no reason

-like it wasn't even relevant to the story

-he just randomly comes into the story and drugs everyone

-even his religious parents

-and its hilarious

-the whole film is quite funny tbh

-oh and ray liotta's in it

-in his best (and only) role since goodfellas

-oh and in order for michael cera's character

-to commit these bad boy acts

-he conjures up an alter ego

-so yeah and then at the end

-cera gets to play with some titties

-which i suppose is worth it

-after alienating his mum and dad

-and everyone he interacts with throughout the film

-even drugging his sheemie to get her expelled from school

-but she's mad for like 5 minutes cos she's a fucking psycho

-and you just sit there thinking to yourself;

-"what kind of retard would do all this just for a blowjob?"

-"like this girls a complete psycho freak"

-..."like sure i admit she has some great titties..."

-.........i mean fair play to the lad i suppose

7.5/10