Funniest Lines / Moments


Didn't see a thread for this so I thought I'd start one.

I think Cera is brilliant in this... so many hilarious little lines.

To name a few:

"Sheeni I think I love you" - After kissing Sheeni for one of the first times

"I see... putting counter rotational tension on the shaft" - In reference to his friends cock taping

"Either way you probably wanna get your dick straightened out" - Same scene

"Liar" in response to "You know you're supposed to stick your pinky inside a girl's bumhole"

Naked 360 spinorama around the French lady at Sheeni's school when they get caught in their room

"I fear this could be terribly addicting" - Indian guy after having sex for the first time

That's all I can think of at the moment.

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1. When Fred Willard, after hearing Nick's explanation for taking off his clothes "in solidarity" is shown driving without his shirt on.

2. Sheeni's father eating mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving dinner....

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The belly button line was great.

Also when Cera and the Indian guy are talking and Cera says something about how Trent is going to mind-**** Sheeni into not wanting to be with him. Then the Indian guy says, "Then he will *beep* her in the literal sense."

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What are you going to do, shoot me with your gun? When Cera and Liotta have the argument at breakfast

My Sweet Three Dog

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Hands-down funniest part:

After trying to talk to a French student:

"You don't speak English? Liar. *beep* You're a liar."

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-Mushrooms and laying on the carpet.
-The mum and the organ being played while she's on mushrooms.
-Car landing in the water.
-Nick's response to his friend's Grandma being on life support.

I loved this movie. Very witty and cute.

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For me, the absolute funniest line was:
"For all the world knows, my vagina could be moist with desire as we speak."

I thought that line was amazing. Unfortunately, I felt like nothing else after that could really compare. An ok movie, but I was expecting much funnier throughout after that line.

"If this wasn't my son's wedding day, I'd knock your teeth out, you anti-Dentite bastard."

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Can not remember exactly the line but I think it was something along the lines of "I want to stick my head between your legs and wear you like the trophy you are"

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-The belly button scene
-The call he made to Ray about turning himself in.
-Him getting excited when he was rubbing the lotion on.

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Nick turning up at Sheeni's as Carlotta!!

+Sheeni's dad eating potatos while on shrooms. In fact that whole scene.

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The part when they buy the dog, he didn't have the ten dollars for it so he offered the Subway card with 4 four stamps on it and the seller took it as payment LOL

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Rooney Mara walking into the dorm room with only her bra and panties on. and how everyone had a straight face on for the entire scene. That was worth a pot of gold!

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How does no one think the part where he argues with Ray Liotta at the table and he nonchalantly flips over his bowl and then spits on the carpet as one of the funniest things ever?! Oh and also when Francois eats all those mushrooms and stares at Nick and then says something like "have fun" and then it cuts to Fred Willard laying on the floor and Justin Long playing one note on the trumpet hahahaha

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I was just about to mention the argument with Liotta. Hilarious, my favorite part!

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OMG !!! no one mentioned these:

Nick Twisp: I'll only ask once that you and your adorable sweater step away from the door.

AND


Nick Twisp: Well, I'll be leaving. Please continue without me.
Trent: Nick, I would advise you to remain here and face the consequences of your actions like a man.
Nick Twisp: Well, thank you for that unsolicited counsel, Trent, and please do drop dead.


P.S the movie was awesooooooooooommmmme, 9 outta 10. Justin Long was the coolest character, and especially at the dinner table when her sister finds her parents drugged and he winks at her. And the car landing on water scene was incredibly good. love the movie.

"what if Forrest Gump was full of *beep*"

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Definitely him being dragged into the cop car with his "Carlotta" dress still on.

And the whole mushroom/Thanksgiving scene.

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When Trent first walks in on Thanksgiving dinner, the actions Sheeni's parents do made me fall off the couch! Watch the old dad do this funny finger dance with mashed potato all over his face!!!!

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