Was this supposed to be romantic?
Guy is whining the entire freaking movie about still being a virgin (at 16? Come on, is that unusual now?) guy meets random chick who's 'quirky' because she has him sit on her bed, rub lotion on her back & makes out with him in the woods, just because he mumbles and writes in a journal. It sounds like whoever wrote this has never met a girl.
Then in the end he gets laid and all his problems are solved. Yay, god I hope guys don't use this movie as a dating guide.
"YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN!!!!!!"