So he whacks off.....


.....and doesn't bother to clean himself? Up go the shorts and out of the bed he hops. I kept thinking, "damn, those sheets must be disgusting." Did he wipe his hand on them before he got out of bed? Sorry to nitpick, but these kinds of things drive me crazy when I watch movies.





It's as annoying to me as when people in movies finish brushing their teeth, spit in the sink once and walk away. Don't they still have a mouth full of toothpaste? Shouldn't they rinse at least once? Anyway...


Sister, when I've raised hell, you'll know it!

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He's shown throwing tissue onto the floor.

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Just leaving it on the floor sounds kinda *beep* up, too.

The knack to flying lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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Fcked up? Have you people ever met a teenage boy? As someone who was one relatively recently I can tell you their hygiene is questionable at best. Nick is about 14. I'd say about 50% of his belongings are probably doused in dried semen. Live with it. At least he used a tissue.


What if a squirrel wants a sausage?

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I guess I was just clean for my age because I can truthfully say that very few of my belongings were "doused in dry semen."

The knack to flying lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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Maybe you are just disgusting if you think that is acceptable behavior, for anyone of any age. I mean, gross...

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I find it a little odd that your scripture stick has dried blood on it.

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Maybe you are just disgusting if you think that is acceptable behavior, for anyone of any age. I mean, gross.

Seriously? It's very common for kids that age to wipe jizz on their sheets or blankets or dirty clothes. I was one of them. And I've known plenty of them, as well.

Leave me be.

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I cracked a blanket in half.

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http://www.pajiba.com/trade_news/mother-of-3-teenage-boys-posts-the-mo st-hilariously-honest-amazon-review-of-kleenex-you-will-ever-read.php

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I had totally forgotten about this thread.

But THAT was funny!


Sister, when I've raised hell, you'll know it!

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