Fav. Quote - Roll Bounce (2005) Discussion

[–] moviemusicforever 19 years ago

"I DO HAVE GOOD HAIR" NAPPS

"AND WHO LEFT THE WHITE BOY" X'S DAD

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[–] guns_n_roses008 19 years ago

"Mind your own business, chain-saw lips!"
-Junior

"Spit it out- I know your big ol' rockhead's got somethin' to say"
-Tori

"I like ugly boys- why do you think I hang with you guys?"
-Tori

"MY HANDS GLUED TO YO ASS? I dunno, but that sounds a lil' too sweet..." (or something)
-X

"DADDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! X IS LATE AGAIN!!!!!!"
-X's lil' sis (SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

"Ask yo momma, she the one working the door"
-Tori

And lots more--- man, I love this movie to death and Mixed Mike is my fav.- he was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute

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[–] moviemusicforever 19 years ago

WELL I LOVE THAT SWEETNESS!!! HE IS SOOO FINE!!

NAW NAW BABY ITS BIG!!TOOTSIE!!! -JUNIOR

DUDE THESE ARE SIZE 15 WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING ME LIKE THIS = NAPPS

HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU KIDS NOT TO LEAVE NOTHING ON MY PORCH!! X'S DAD

BOY DONT TELL ME YOU DIDNT HEAR ME W/ THEM BIG EARS YOU PROBABLY HEARD THE SUN COME UP!! X'S DAD!

DADDY I LOVE HIM HI SWEETNESS!! SONYA LIL CUTIE

OH OH HELL NO!! - X (WHEN SWEETNESS KISSED SONYA)

DID THAT HELP YOU!!! LOL

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[–] moviemusicforever 19 years ago

WELL I LOVE THAT SWEETNESS!!! HE IS SOOO FINE!!

NAW NAW BABY ITS BIG!!TOOTSIE!!! -JUNIOR

DUDE THESE ARE SIZE 15 WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING ME LIKE THIS = NAPPS

HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU KIDS NOT TO LEAVE NOTHING ON MY PORCH!! X'S DAD

BOY DONT TELL ME YOU DIDNT HEAR ME W/ THEM BIG EARS YOU PROBABLY HEARD THE SUN COME UP!! X'S DAD!

DADDY I LOVE HIM HI SWEETNESS!! SONYA LIL CUTIE

OH OH HELL NO!! - X (WHEN SWEETNESS KISSED SONYA)

DID THAT HELP YOU!!! LOL

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[–] guns_n_roses008 19 years ago

OMG, I love that quote X's dad made about the sun coming up, lol, I laugh so hard at that bit.

I also love it when X's dad is counting down and Junior loses it and starts screaming when he runs out, lol, I love junior, he was so funny.

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[–] moviemusicforever 19 years ago

OH!!!!!!! YEAH I LOVE THIS ONE

"WHAT YOU ARE WAITING FOR XMAS.... GET OUT OF HERE"!!!!

"AND IF I AINT GOT SOME YOO HOO LEFT THERE A HELL OF FIRE (SOMTHING LIKE THAT...FORGOT WHAT HE SAID) TILL YOU GO TO THAT SKATING RINK"

"WHAT ABOUT MIX MIKE" NAPPS "SAVE YASELF" JUNIOR

"HAY POQUITIO HAIRS SO KRITSO" JUNIOR ON NAPPS HAIR!!LOL

"YOUR DADDY DONT CLAIM YOU DO HE" JUNIOR

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[–] vaslimjr1980 19 years ago

The Garden Boys saying "Sweetwater Rollers, five years running" and Sweetness "Let's do this Johnny!"

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[–] moviemusicforever 19 years ago

HERE TOOTSIE,TOOTSIE,TOOTSIE!!!= JUNIOR

YOUNG BLOOD YOU COULNDT SPANK ME IF YOUR HANDS WERE GLUED TO MY ASS= SWEETNESS

DADDY I LOVE HIM HI SWEETNESS= SONYA

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[–] girljms 18 years ago

That boy got on stretch pants.-Mike Epps
www.myspace.com/jaleesathebossybitch

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[–] rockstarkitten 18 years ago

Hmm, I'd have to say mine were:

"Daddy, I love him. Hi, Sweetness!!" - Sonya

"Can't decide between sweet potato pie or pumpkin pie. - Junior to Mixed Mike

"Ain't nobody doing these moves!" "I can see why, Junior." - Junior and Boo, when they're skating to Kung Fu Fighting.

"Marry me?" - Naps to Tori

"Good morning starshine, the earth says HELLO!" - Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka

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[–] dream7796 18 years ago

Here are some of my fave quotes from the movie:

Sweetness:Let's do this Johnny!(Wesley Jonathan is too fine!)

Tori:(to Junior)I don't know.Ask your big-boned mama, she the one working the door.

Sonya:(about Sweetness)Daddy I love him!Hi Sweetness! (she is too cute when she says that.)

Curtis:And who left the white boy?!

Sweetness:(to X)Youngblood you couldn't spank me if your hands were glued to my ass.

"Oh my damn" ~ Gary Thorpe

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[–] kburke65 19 years ago

"AND IF I AINT GOT SOME YOO HOO LEFT THERE A HELL OF FIRE (SOMTHING LIKE THAT...FORGOT WHAT HE SAID) TILL YOU GO TO THAT SKATING RINK"

"you'll see a snake playing the bongos before you go to that skating rink again!"

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[–] MichaelJacksonsLover 19 years ago

HERE TOOTSIE TOOTSIE TOOTSIE-JUNIOR

WHATEVER RICKY RACARDO-MIKE

U NEED 2 STOP CHEWIN' ON DEM YELLOW CRAYONS AND START SCRUBIN' WITH SUM COLGATE YUCK MOUTH!-TORI

(from del. scenes)BOO BRING YO BIG LIP BLACK BUTT ON!-JUNIOR

AW AW HELL NAW!-X

HE LOOK FRUITY!-MIXED MIKE

I'M CLUTCH-NAPS

(cryin')IMMA GO 2 DA SNACK BAR AND GET A ICEE OR SUMTHIN'-BOO

AND WHO LEFT DA WHITE BOY?!-CURTIS

I LIKE UGLY BOYS,WHY U THINK I HANG OUT WITH YA'LL?-TORI

HEY IF U DEAD LEMME GET YO ATARI-JUNIOR

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[–] stantonenator 18 years ago

"That boy got stretch pants...that boy got stretch pants..."

Charlie Murphy

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[–] BackNdaDAYfemme 18 years ago

AMTRAC CALLED AND THEY WANT SOME OF THEIR TRACKS BACK - JUNIOR

OH, THAT'S OKAY. I KNOW PUNK RIDES THE SHORT YELLOW BUS. - TORI

YOUR MOUTH LOOKS LIKE A TIN FOIL FACTORY - JUNIOR

OH YEAH, AT LEAST I'M GETTING MY TEETH CORRECTED. LOOK AT YOURS. - JUNIOR

WHAT? - JUNIOR

YOU NEEDS TO STOP CHEWING ON THOSE YELLOW CRAYONS AND START SCRUBBING WITH SOME COLGATE YUCK MOUTH. - TORI

NO FAIR. YOU CAN'T SAY YUCK MOUTH. ANYWAY, I'M ALLERGIC TO TOOTHPASTE. - JUNIOR

CAN I GO TOO? - TORI

NO! [EVERYBODY]

HELL NO! - JUNIOR

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[–] bigdeezy_23 18 years ago

"Wait was that a girl or a guy...?"
^
ROFL

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[–] jessemccartneys_gurl07 18 years ago

My Favorite Is This One.

Junior: Your mouth looks like an explosion in a tin foil factory.
Tori: Oh yeah? Well at least I'm getting my teeth corrected. Look at yours. You need to stop chewing on those yellow crayons and start scrubbing with some Colgate yuck mouth.
Junior: That's not even fair. You can't say yuck mouth. And anyway, I'm allergic to toothpaste.

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[–] entery02 18 years ago

What she say? Something bout a ham sandwich. - Boo

Everything's cool, cool, and real cool. - X

Be quiet. Can we have a moment of silence for her face? Amen. - Junior

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[–] pitchka_produkshunz 18 years ago

"you mess with the department of sanitation you will come out DUUUURRRTTTYYYYY"

"my hand glued to your ass? i don`t know , sounds a lil sweet to me sweetness"

"they classic , yea like your mummas hair do ; she still singing with the supremes?"

"only the baddest mofo to ever slap on a pair of skates"

"hey i do have good hair"

"danggggggg girl did a silverware draw explode in your mouth"

__ i`ll stop nowww , could be hereee for ages

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[–] doktordaoud 18 years ago

"Do NOT touch my ribs!"

"Little brother, you couldn't spank me if your hands were stapled to my ass."

"I DO have good hair!"

(when X was laid out after his fall) "X...please don't be dead...(sobbing)H-Hollywood swangin'..."

The part wear Sweetness gives him soul fist silently in respecet is classic. Straight Jim Kelly 'Enter the Dragon'-style, "I'll be too busy looking good!...". Dude practically stole the show.

Any film that generates this many quotables is cult status. Good to have a quality cult film without a bunch of foulness.

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[–] vannalee-shop 18 years ago

Does anyone recall the line at the beginning when X is out by the trashcans in his boxers and the garbage man notices his woody?

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[–] MazulaBitchOnFire 18 years ago

Favourite lines are:

"You need to stop chewing on them yellow crayons and start scrubbing with some colgate yuck mouth."-Tori insulting Junior
"I'm allergic to toothpaste anyway, and i was eating cheetos."-Junior to Tori

"Sounds like something my cousin got from his girlfriend. Heard it make your balls fall off."-Junior on the Beegees

"Hiiii..."-Boo nervously steps up after being introduced to Naomi
"Your lips hit my neck"-Junior after he pushes Boo out of the way
"Shhh...shhh...something 'bout a ham sandwhich"-Boo when the boys are eavesdropping on Naomi and X's conversation

"Your carborator is flooded...you Fat Albert look alike."-Vivian to Curtis
"How you know my carborator is flooded...better go put some lotion on them feet."-Curtis back to Vivian

"I'll fight you with one hand behind my back...put'em up, put'em up, put'em up."-Byron poking fun at X
"That boys got stretch pants...that boys got stretch pants."-Victor making fun of X

"If I wasn't so miserably married I'd be tryna tame that wild kingdom...(makes cat-like sounds)"-Byron talking about Rhonda at the party

(Love the whole Charlie Murphy and Mike Epps comedy duo)

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[–] SEDROGE 18 years ago

Victor to Xavier: You might wanna check your package. Got a little fruit hangin' out of the loom.

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[–] kklovescb 18 years ago

Victor: Yea, Then, 'cause of our rock-hard bodies we developed from liftin' trash
Byron: Right
Victor: We end up in the alley as prostitutes.
Byron: Righ...
Victor: [looks at Byron] Yeah, that's right! You too!
Byron: I don't know about all that.
Victor: Yeah it could happen. You end up in the alley with the shirt off, sweaty. Sellin'. Not for money! Just for a bite off the man's hamburger.

Byron:lookin like the little lion on the wizard of Oz. ”ill fight u with one hand behind my back.Put em’ up Put em’ up,Put em’ up.

Victor:That boy got stretch pants,that boy got stretch pants.

I luv this movie

~Stomp The Yard Groupie~

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[–] SEDROGE 18 years ago

Naps to B'nard: Can I get a size nine, please? Now? Today? Ahora?

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[–] SEDROGE 18 years ago

B'nard to Xavier: If you don't fall, how you gon' know what gettin' up is like?

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[–] baybgurlniss15 18 years ago

junior- "that aint fair you cant say yuck mouth! i'm allergic to toothpaste and i was eatin cheetoes!"

Classic.

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[–] ronandboys323 18 years ago

I LOOOOOOOVE WHEN SHE SAYS
"Ask yo big bone mama she the one working the door."

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[–] shalo2 18 years ago

I hafta to preface this by saying that the first time I saw this movie I was pleasantly surprised... and it is now one of my favortie movies now.. favorite quotes...

Byron (to Curtis): Man, Curtis I wanna be just like you when I grow up. With the jeans with the sweater tucked all the way down in

LMAO.. i need to watch this now

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[–] ActDirect87 17 years ago

"Ya need to stop chewing on them yellow crayons and scrub with start scrubbing with some colgate, yuck mouth!" ~Tori to Junior

"Guys, This is Tori....Reaction: DAYUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM" ~X and the boys as Tori is introduced TOOO FUNNY

"Ask ya big boned mama, she the one working the door"~ Tori (i was rollin so unexpected!)

"God made Eve...and Dummy" ~Tori (deleted scene)

"Oh Hell Naw!" ~ X after sweetness kisses Sonya

"Boy puts some clothes on this ain't Africa"~ Curtis (soooo politically incorrect which made it hilarious)

Ok lemme stop before i put the whole movie!

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[–] dee-153 16 years ago

It's alright, I know you ride the short yella bus.

You wear whatever size B'nard give you.

Who left the white boy.

That whole scene with the trash men was really funny.

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[–] divaalwayz 16 years ago

"That boy got stretch pants. He got on stretch pants."

"Ni**a why you still got grits? Aint nobody cookin you breakfast."

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[–] angeltori1432 16 years ago

Curtis: And if I don't have any Yoohoo left, you gonna see a snake playin bongos before you go back to that skating rink! (looks at Mixed Mike) AND WHO LEFT THE WHITE BOY?!?!

Junior: How did you get past the metal detectors?!
Tori: Ask ya big-boned mama, she workin da door!

Junior: Oh, my hand is stuck! (after putting his hand in Naps hair)

Curtis: Boy, don't act like you didn't hear me with those big ol' ears; you probably heard the sun come up this morning.

X: Man, these are classic! ...Yeah, you know, like yo mama's hair do'; she still singing with the supremes??

Curtis: What are you laughing at?? Diana Ross called, she said she want your mama to give her wigs back.

Boo (whining): Man, I'm bout to go to da snack bar and get a Icee or sum.
Junior: You alrite, Boo?
Boo: MAN, MY ASTHMA'S ACTIN UP!

Tori: Can I come, too??
Everybody: NOOOO!!
Junior: HELL NO!

Curtis (to Tori's mom): You need to put some lotion on them ashy feet...

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[–] alicia626 15 years ago

I'll fight you with one hand tied behind my back put em up put em up. Mike Epps

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[–] Pinky2000 13 years ago

Mike Epps (Imitating X's Dad) "Never better brother...never better..."

Curtis (to Rhonda at the house party: I really like this cheetah thing you got going on

Rhonda: It's LEOPARD...cheetah's too gaudy

Tori: Ask your big boned mama...she the one workin' the door!

X (To Sweetwater Rollers): I know you ain't trying to bag on someone with them American Bandstand Glittery pants on...

Junior: Yeah...JOHN TRAVOLTA

Naps (after finding out that the ladies like brothers with a "big skate"): You got a size 17 back there B'nard...a size 17?

YOU MADE ME PLAY SECOND BASE!

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