The merchant

Though you might get a laugh out of this. I went on omegle.com last night and pretended to be the Merchant and spoke to a... Stranger

Enjoy:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: sup?!
You: Got a lot of good things on sale stranger
Stranger: lolwut
You: It's not all about shooting, it's about reloading you know what I'm talking about. What are you selling?
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: nothing, i guess
You: Ahh I'll buy it at a high price
Stranger: it's not for sell though
You: Not enough cash, stranger
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: you're lame
You: Ah an awesome choice stranger, it has a 3 round rapid fire burst, but it does use ammo rather quickly
Stranger: you have problems...
You: Stranger! Stranger, now that's a weapon
Stranger: ok...you make no sense
You: he he he thank you
Stranger: that wasn't a compliment
You: It's ammo will penetrate just about anything
Stranger: not spermicide...
You: Ahh I'll buy it at a high price
Stranger: i don't think you can afford it
You: he he he thank you
Stranger: are you gay?
You: Not enough cash stranger
Stranger: are you even a person?
You: Stranger! Stranger!
Stranger: someone needs to lay off the crazy pills...
You: What are you selling?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I used to be Brighteyes1980 now I feel nothing!