Imagine a role-reversal film in which men infiltrate the old-girls network of kindergarten teaching. The lead character's mother is a kindergarten teacher, too, and tells her son, who is getting mauled by the female kindergarten teachers at work, "You have no business reading 'Brown Bear,Brown Bear' to a bunch of five year olds, and you know it!" The female principal concurs, and scolds him for "taking a job away from a woman at a time of teaching job shortages."
sharei love the idea. maybe Schwarzenegger can take another role as a kindergarten teacher (because we all know he did a fantastic job last time) and play the male lead.
i'm picturing a scene where the principal and superintendant aggressively corner Ahnold in his classroom after class to intimidate him. they talk his ear off for 5 straight minutes, berating his teaching skills. he finally gets the courage to act out his frustration by opening a can of whoop ass on the two bitties. after severely injuring the two old women, he says calmly in his german accent, "Class is dismissed." then walks out of the room with briefcase in tow.
as he enters the school hallway he comes across the bull dyke P.E. teacher....with a dodgeball in her hand!!! i'm sure you could imagine what ensues!