What kind of person STEALS LIBRARY BOOKS?!?
I don't think it's a funny, quirky fault. I think there's seriously a lot wrong with a person who intentionally steals library books. Someone invents this great system so that everybody could read books, even without any money, and people STEAL those books? Makes me sick. It's like taking candy from a baby or kicking a puppy. Also (at least where I live) library books are worth much more than books in a bookstore. They have to pay some kind of extra charges when purchasing a book for a library.
Wait! Does this also mean putting out doesn't get you love?