Best Lines from Series 2, Episode 4

"Sorry to bother you, Miss Floella. I got you sandwich."

"I will have to ask you for £46.50, I'm sorry, Cathy."

"Please stay with me, Don. I got a pot of ravioli in my bag. Please Don, we could share some meaty cushions. I just wanna share some love with you, Don. No strings. And I'm not talking about tampons."

(Jill wallops a pan with a wooden spoon)
"Sorry Cath. Sorry, did I wake you, Cathy?"

"Apparently, Linda, Bruce would like to paint you. So I'd like you to go over there, please, take all your clothes off, and leave him with these tissues."
"In case he starts crying?"

"Smells funny, Jill."
"Well, the sperms are very strong at that age, Linda. They're like angry little mackerel."

"Linda, I am a very accommodating person, but that sheet is a king-size!"

"Put your hand up there, Linda, it only stays alive for 32 seconds!"

"Linda, we'll have to chop your hand off!"
"Thank you!"