WHOA WHOA WHOA!
It could be because I am currently intoxicated...but this movie is TOTALLY not what I expected!
As a long time JT fan, I had to amazon this baby because I've really wanted to see it for like 2 years now. So like...all of my favorite people are in this thing!
Justin!
Morgan Freeman!
KEVIN SPACEY!!
Dylon McDermont...one of my all time faves. Remember when he was in Miracle on 34th Street when we were kids? Super cute. And he was on that one show about lawyers..and he always cried in every epsiode.
I LOVE HIM.
And LL Cool J...who is aight, I could really take him or leave him. He usually grows on me as movies DRAG on.
And that Carey guy from The Princess Bride--super cool, always loved him.
AND the dad from Home Alone--I have really always loved him, too. He's great at playing badguys.
Now I'm biased because I've loved himlongtime, but I will say that Justin was super cheesy and flat at the beginning of the movie. He didn't really get too much better...but he wasn't super bad. He was okay. I mean, it was his first movie (which really isn't true because I know many remember MODEL BEHAVIOR, which premiered on the Disney Channel a superlong time ago--LOVESIT).
I thought it was dumb when he got beat up and was bloody. He didn't pull that off.
But like...HATS OFF to Dylan McDermont, man...he was so effing badASS in this movie! He was all coked out and crazy and his eyes were all red all the time...and he was always wired and alloverhtheplace.
MAN. Effing crazy. I loved it.
I thought Morgan had some SUPER funny lines...and I can't remember any of them now, so...
But they were really funny.
Man...I can't remember.
I'm typing this as I'm watching it...it's at the end and I'm losing interest...
Oh yeah,
Kevin Spacey was a little weird...I mean, I love him a whole lot, but he was super girly I felt like...
Prancin around with his little bolo ties...
He was so matter of fact about the crap he said...it was kinda prissy.
But I still love him a whole bunch.
Piper Perabo? Ehh,,,she's whatever.
ALL IN ALL...my favorite part was everything Dylan McDermont was in--he was so badass.
LL Cool J was pretty cool too, I guess..
HAHAHA they're on the car chase right now...
It is really cheesy.
Justin sounds like a loser when he says *beep*
Okay...I'm finished.
Basically, Dylan McDermont is the best.