Greatest Movie EVER

Well, I don't know what i can say about the Awesome badge that might come with a purchase of this stature. All i can gather is that a tin badge is hopefully enough consolation after making such a poor decision to purchase said movie. The customer might be feeling what the retail world describes as "Buyer's Remorse." This fascinating phenomena is most commonly accompanied by side effects that may involve but don't necessarily include: Banging head on steering wheel while driving in school zone, carving jacob's ladder on the forarm (down the street, not across the road), gangrene, punching the Best Buy customer service representative for selling you a movie with Justin Timberlake, LL Cool J and everyones favorite wise old African American wildcard, Morgan Freeman. The best supporting actor of our generation, who has the uncanny ability to mimic his character in the Shawshank Redemption in every movie because we all HAVEN'T seen it enough every week on TNT.

Now, as for the Hulkster. I agree my good friend that he has faced Social Degradation and is sometimes in a character crisis because the mass population feels he is just a wrestler in a "rigged game". While most wrestlers would cry and claim their sport is real, the Hulkster took a different route. He put all those angry frustrated feelings into music. With the release of his debut CD "Hulk Hogan and The Wrestling Boot Band" (http://www.i-mockery.com/bad-albums/hogan/), The Hulk bodyslammed critics with his ever intensive, intricate, intriguing and other "in"-words music. It's easy to be a little intimidated by Hulk's stature and his diverse,versatile musical ability, but don't fret because he keeps it "real". Songs such as "Hulkster in Heaven" where Terry describes a young boy who had one wish before succombing to cancer. And that one wish was to meet Hulk Hogan. This event changed both of their lives. There's not a dry eye in the house when this song comes on my PlaySkool CD player.

Speaking of which, why the hell wasn't the Hulk in Edison Force. He could have played Kevin Spacey's role since he was obviously only doing it for a paycheck. I'm sure these awesome writers (who brought us Darwin in the adorable yet overlooked 'SeaQuest DSV') could have put a wrestling scene in that movie somewhere. I mean, come on, they somehow fit the Jet Ski in-the-school-scene in Hard Rain....(because the plot was based around it, perhaps but nevertheless... wrestling Justin Timberlake while Morgan Freeman rambles on about something wise and usefull and Kevin Spacey fires his agent).

RIP... WE LOVE YOU and please come back and do another 3 Ninjas movie.

all for now
~p