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I'm at 29 minutes...

posted 16 years ago by tinytyrant
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and this is some gay-arsed, cheese-whizzed, music-video style bull ish.

its like they've tried to squeeze a whole film into the first part.. multiple action sequences, near-nude gun-porn, girl getting hero scene, trial, tribulation..

what the hell!?!

whoa.. car flipping.. bomb catching on hook scene. that's it. this is worse than Wanted for stupidity.

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[–] tinytyrant 16 years ago

well, THAT sucked. no where near as good as the first and the first wasn't all that.

some absolutely preposterous scenes.. jet plane crashes in water after falling from the sky.. no probs.. just jump simultaneously with impact..

i did enjoy the A-Team style baddie chase cars doing those half-flips on to the roof of the car.. ah, the A-Team..

Rasta Cabbie in a 911 soft-top was probably the highlight.

i'll give it a 5/10.. i'm vacuous and easily entertained.
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[–] juviejay 16 years ago

Here's a flash--it's not supposed to be realistic. It's highly stylized, highly exaggerated action.

I don't know if there's a specific name for it, but it is what it is. It bothered me at first too, but once you accept it, it's actually pretty enjoyable.

I want you all to clap, when you hear his neck snap.