What was his income supposed to be?
This movie was silly in a million and one ways, but I'll just start by picking on Hitch's fabulous wardrobe, his toys, his furniture, and that apartment in Manhattan. You'd need a comfortable 6-figure income to afford all that.
How much did he charge these poor losers? How many of them did he coach in a month?
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Have another bite of popcorn and forget about it.