1. Basic principles: there are none.
2. Too high says, "I just wanna be friends," too low says, "I just wanna grab some ass."
3. Hitch is a morning person.
4. Albert likes the Knicks only when they're good.
5. Maggie is a guy.
Ok your turn. Post some good ones.
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7. Breakfast sunday is something you do with out of town relatives you don't even like.
8. I Just want to be miserable.
9. Sara Can't drive a stick
Simples http://amyhoare.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/meerkat1.jpg
10. Peeing behind a bush on an island... results badly.
11. Jetskis can suck up diapers in the hudson
12. don't throw the inhaler
13. when your in the room, be in the room
14. some girls buy weekend thongs, and brag about it over grey goose martinis
15. leaping on a mini cooper will win you the girl who killed your career
16. Hitch made urkel look hot in the late 80s.
17. When a guy is buying "pajamas" for his "mother," he's actually buying lingerie for another woman.
18. Vance Munson is a pig!
19. She'd better be single 'cause Hitch doesn't do break-ups.
**Michael.JACKSON**
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20. Hitch is Michelangelo and Albert is the Sistine Chapel.
share21. Calling a girl at work and giving her a present before the first date is a sure fire way to get her to like you.
22. If you want a girl, make sure you tell her that you're very persistent and will chase her no matter what.
23. You look a lot like my next girlfriend!