Favourite Clive Clip?

Clive is my fav char after Geoff the closet cottager, I like several..

When he gets home and explains in the style of '24' with the presidents kidnapped daughter and the world about to explode etc etc..

The one where he explains that he had to take a ring to a mountain for a friend and needed the help of a dwarf a wizard and an elf. ala lord of the rings..

The other one I cant remember precisely, he lets a dog do something to him, like lick his balls, and then the next scene has a dog winking


funny stuff!


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Mrs Pringle: It's midnight. You left the office at six o'clock. Where have you been, Clive?
Clive: Oh, the evening I've had, honestly. I was driving home, and I was just overcome with tiredness. And I saw this light up ahead, and I just, stopped, you know? To rest my eyes. And there was this woman, came out with a candle, and she showed me into this courtyard where all these boys were dancing. It was an amazing place! There were mirrors on the ceilings and pink champagne on ice, well, I said I'd stay for a drink, and the Captain brought me my wine! It was actually a bottle they'd had since the late '60s. They offered me a room, in fact, but I said 'No! I've gotta get home!' And they said I could check out whenever I liked, but I could never leave. Anyway, so, I stayed for dinner in the Master's chambers, and we all had a stab at the meal with our steely knives, but we just couldn't kill the Beast. And that, darling, is what really happened.
Mrs. Pringle: That's actually the plot of 'Hotel California', by The Eagles. Where have you been, Clive?
Clive: ...I've been spit-roasting a hooker with your dad.

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