Er nice 'Memorable Quotes' section
"I Didn't do it....." ?
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"where were you really Clive?"
"I doont want Mr Scary, I want Mr Hoppeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
And that collage of Gordon Brown quotations..: "I travel all over the country carrying my explosive devices. I have an understanding with the Royal Mail"
LOL!!!
"Hello i'm the MeatSafe murderer, only i never done it and two people called Dee and A know i didnt do it and said so. 'Ave you got any Kola Kubes?"
"I CAN suck off a complete stranger in a public toilet!"
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"By the power vested in me by a Sky News text vote, I declare you a Paedo-phile!"
[Anorak fact: the script was changed for the repeat two days later after a complaint by murdoch's mob at Sky News]
Clive's stories are the best
'i've been filling a bath with my own cum'
'i shoved a broomhandle so far up my arse i was in intensive care for 17 months'
'i was being tag-f ucked in the public toilets'
great stuff.
Of course the classic
'Dobsky you evil barstard'
Bring on series four
What does tag *beep* mean lol
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[Anorak fact: the script was changed for the repeat two days later after a complaint by murdoch's mob at Sky News]
I like the 'Crazy World of Arthur Brown' cover("I AM THE PEDO-FINDER GENERAL....AND I BRING YOU...FIRE!").
share"shes forty three and from accounts"
"she looks like twelve and thats what counts!"
Oh nooo
OHH YESSS...
FIRE.. i'll take you to burn... lol
was humming that for ages ;)
the New World Order is upon us.
"I want an appeal"
"Do not worry, your appeal has been filed......PAEDOPHILED!!!!!"
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"Hello, I'm Ivan Dobski. I'm the meat safe murderer only I never done it, I only said I done it so they'd take my willy outta the light socket!"
"...And no surprise to see England Manager Sven-Göran Eriksson in the crowd!"
'Leader, we must return to the hive.'
- The cyclists.
I only just read that Harry Thompson died of cancer, after marrying his girlfriend in the hospital.
R.I.P. Harry Thompson.