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Favourite Clive Quotes

posted 17 years ago by fee1412
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Mine is the bathtub one!

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[–] asthmaflow1 17 years ago

definitely the one with the next series of 24 when he says he was up to his nuts in a king charles spaniel. hilarious.

[–] mikeyfatboy 16 years ago

"i've been in a porn cinema, wanking like a safari park chimp"

[–] Joseph_J_Wood 15 years ago

I vaguely remember one along the line of...

me and your dad have been spitroasting a hooker

[–] 15 years ago

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[–] SteveResin 15 years ago

"I tied myself naked to a lampost, smeared dogfood on my testicles and waited for nature to take it's course...."

You gotta love Clive!

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[–] theauxphou 12 years ago

"I've been trying to fill a bath with cum."

[–] baldboob 8 years ago

Something along the lines of "I volunteered as a cum sponge in a Soho fetish club."

Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way